Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

the trib’s so easy to clown on but this one’s their new crown jewel. ‘let’s overspend on temporary relief for a few people right now’ which conveniently flips to ‘we have to be fiscally responsible’ if anyone wants to spend money on anything worth a damn with long-term value.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Appreciating Imani: A Piping Plover survivor A look back at 2021 and Imani's first summer.

Imani will be 5 this summer, looking back at his eventful first few weeks after hatching. 🪶 www.twibchicago.com/p/appreciati...

It's Your Daily Imani+!☀️
Monday, April 20, 2026

Imani and Pippin are confirmed present at Montrose today. We do not (yet?) have confirmation of the unbanded female continuing.

📸: Liam Francis Shanley (Pippin and the unbanded female, unfulfilled meet-cute, Montrose Protected Beach, April 17, 2026)

Woke 2.0 has now breached the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board

photo of two cats, one orange and one black, napping at the bottom of a cat tree Oliver, the orange cat, is curled up in a ball in a hanging basket on the side while Tali, the black cat, is rendered nearly invisible while napping in a cat tunnel

There are two (2️⃣) sleeping cats in this photo

I actually don’t think there’s the remotest threat of enough people to fill a bus getting excited about Rahm, or even getting grimly resigned to him as the best we’ve got. No charisma, no constituency, no relevance, a record of disgrace. Maybe he’s running for a job with Newsom?

Woke 2.0 has now breached the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board

All hail the King
The King of Montrose!

I move to introduce Exhibit B into evidence — a photograph taken 45 minutes later of only one cat and one empty shadow hole

I move to introduce Exhibit A into evidence

When I was apartment hunting in 2024, someone pulled this move on me for a granny flat in Logan

Immediately said fuck that, found a much chiller landlord in Albany Park, and haven’t had a single rent increase over two years

All of these greedy, shameless landlords should be avoided at all costs

photo of two cats, one orange and one black, napping at the bottom of a cat tree Oliver, the orange cat, is curled up in a ball in a hanging basket on the side while Tali, the black cat, is rendered nearly invisible while napping in a cat tunnel

There are two (2️⃣) sleeping cats in this photo

To escape authoritarianism, somebody's going to have to come up with an inspiring vision of what the country could be and motivate people to help make it happen. I'm guessing a bitter indictment of people whose support you're asking for may not help with that.

if u can't unc urself, how the hell are u gonna unc someone else? can i get an amen?? 🙏

Ratboys onstage at the Vic with Southpaw

Ratboys walking out to the Bulls intro with Southpaw in-tow. Legendary.

Baller AF

Good on new york, but reporting live from Chicago that the rats can and will eventually chew through the bins even.

John G. Roberts, Chief Justice of these United States, does with regularity, and in a manner inconsistent with the rule of law and unbecoming of his office, purport to decide cases according to rules which he knows he will not actually apply, generally and neutrally, to all cases within their logic

Brandon Johnson has been mostly not great but getting tipped workers real wages and declaring city property ICE-free zones are two incredibly good things I do not think we would’ve even sniffed with a Paul Vallas administration

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

love when someone from a Place That Sucks visits chicago and is like Did You Know Life Doesn’t Have to Be A Hellscape?? yeah brother. I do. welcome. bring your friends. do you want to get middle eastern food with me

hope is that over the next twenty years we shift the opinion around the ivy league. it’s not the best and brightest. it’s a daycare camp for the richest and most dysfunctional children in america.

real scholars go to michigan. they go to ucla and north carolina. they go georgia tech.

i’ve located a new enemy and it’s the obscenely expensive streeterville magic theater

there should be a birthright trip to chicago for all posters