A screengrab of Rachel Reeves still looking sad

Rachel Reeves update:

for my money this is the best joke i've ever written

getting topped by a trans lesbian from the netherlands, call that dick van dyke

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

rigour mortis? i hardly know 'er!

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

i will vote for whatever political party runs on a platform of instituting the death penalty for vibecoding

just cleaned the dust out of my pc for the first time in like four years so i've probably got some sort of hitherto unseen lung infection now

pope leo xiv, excommunicate jd vance from the catholic church and my life is yours

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

the "our website was made with AI code!" -> *website immediately implodes* thing will never stop being funny

post from @jay.bsky.team Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code none of the replies are loading

yeah we can tell, jay

أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَه إِلَّا اللَّه، وَأَشْهَدُ أَنْ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ اللَّه‎
Thank you for your attention to this matter! -President DONALD J. TRUMP

the top 2026 photo even look like basically the same as the 1979 one

i've had this post in my drafts for like a month now and holy shit they actually did the thing lmao i cant believe i predicted it so well

i'm a well-endowed brainrot enjoyer they call me hung hung hung sahur

these bitches call me chastity the way i'm locked in

shaving my bush while listening to aretha franklin, call that a soul patch

seeing ethel cain's new instagram post

one of the finest posts of all time

Source tells me John is stable. Please god.

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Other people will make the correct ethical arguments for not supporting the new Harry Potter thing but there is also the important angle that if you're over 20 and invested in a series that is like a 3/10 by the standards of a halfway discerning 12 year old, you must be mocked.

shoutout to the people in the bristol trans pride march who started the "id rather be a tranny than a cop" chant, that was my favourite

i love having pronouns!! happy trans pride :3

when my grandma died she was mixing up me and my brother's names and she still had less dementia than the president of the united states

ever since oil went above $100 i imagine rachel reeves' office has just looked like the meltdown scene from Downfall

if i ever run a dictatorship then the people who developed the illuminate missions in helldivers 2 are the first ones going against the wall