"Hijacked"?
The Unites States literally, LITERALLY gave Iran an EASY button to castrate them any time they want.

Smart president

"Dear Ayatollah, Please find enclosed a button which will send an electric current to the Shock Collar around my neck. Press it any time you want. Also, I'm going to annoy you every second of every day from now on." - Donald J. Trump

Iranian military leader showing off all hos medals he received from Iran's victory in the 2026 Iran repelling of the Great Satans

It's so nice of America to create legendary military leaders in Iran that will go down in Iranian lore for eternity. So giving.

Ahh never mind. It was the start of a new segment while America and Israel bomb an Islamic country @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social

BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites.

This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran

(🎥 i24 News)

Can't find his shoelaces stapled to his head

Because when you want to bring in the experts to talk about end times, you bring in the heavyweights @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pick Judge Jeanine

- Comedy

This country has come into contact with hundreds of Trump characters over 200 years. Until recently, they've stuck them in the dumpster of history. The problem is not DJT, it's Americans.

I mean, DUH

And drones. Lots and lots of fiber-optic-guided drones

No joke #truth

In a just world...

Yes this

www.capcut.com/tv2/ZTkL1P7rC/

ICE at airports

Now you have lines *and* the Gestapo at airports

Talking about Iranian school children no doubt, right? RIGHT?

💥COMING SOON: The Bay of Quiet Piggy

BOOM!!

And it will all be revised downward by 50% in 2 months

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So, when we beat Canada in hockey (their game) the USA has 'owned' Canada.
Sooo, when Venezuela beats us in baseball (our game)...I'm assuming Venezuela owns us?

Did I do that right?

The terrorist calling for reinforcements from countries he's been terrorizing for 10 years while he lines up a putt for an 11 on hole 6 is peak US foreign policy: Shake you down on the front nine, then ask to borrow your rangefinder on the back.

Baller

No. One. Acts. This. Way. At. A. Shooting.

Nofuckingone.

Director walks up “you’re at a ten, let’s try a two”

The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...

2001: We could never have imagined they would fly planes into buildings.

2026: We could never have imagined they would shut down Hormuz.