Hockey is CRAZY for doing full time Overtimes

Oh no...OT...

@axialagegamer.swifties.social

(gently swirling my glass) no Mr. Bond, i expect you to die

(takes a sip of Baja Blast)

Do this everywhere

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I enjoyed this professional hockey game when it was 2-0 more than I likened at 2-2

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I bought a brand new loaf of fancy bread today. Kiddo opens it and immediately grabs the largest, best, most desirable slices DIRECTLY FROM THE MIDDLE.

Kids these days. Total chaos.

I mean, you're right. But the internet has ruined me so I cant read that and not think of this:

Everyday is Earth Day, dumbass

Dont let the haters tell you this isn't peak sophistication

13" inseams are perfect for literally any occasion. They're versatile, stylish AND functional

Different way aka Incorrectly

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I think we're probably a decade or so away from studies and reports that say "the average person will spend 3.7 years of their life doing two-step authentication on websites" or something

We're definitely behind birds!

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I've been haunted by this controversial theory for a week.

I think we have to deal with so many morons these days, because we're now into our 3rd "dont try this at home" generation.

The Goose Shift gets beat!

IDK man. Back left corner is looking tasty

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Ah yes, only a carryon, BUT...

Mauve

Hell yeah

He actually wrote "Top Secret Military Installations" and hit POST!

My brother is big "well GROK says..." guy

Ezekiel 25:17
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF"

When trying to keep it real goes wrong

I regret to inform you this AI is good