actually do not talk to me about any candidates for or officials in the united states congress

A picture of a Greek sphinx with her tattas out, reclining against an olive tree, against a black sky.

9. Light #repostyourart #art

turtle

A strawberry cream cake with two layers, each topped with mounds of cream and strawberries, and a feast or whole strawberries on top.

Did I ever share a photo of the beautiful cake I made for my daughter’s birthday on Tuesday? Because you all deserve to see this.

I’ve never heard this before, it sounds like Viagra Boys doing surf rock and I’m soooo for it

This video helped me put words to why I love Marathon:

The quest structure (in action) feels like a single-player game. And the human players aren't there for competition, but to serve as boss fights impeding your way to completing each quest

movies

You can just do what I do and listen to 4 year old episodes of Well There’s Your Problem and disassociate

this is the public library….. why not check out a book instead of shutting in the urinal

“A movie about Irish immigrants” I need don moynihan to extrajudicially k*** h******

Crazy that all the people in Hollywood have never watched The Omen

Dost Thou Shred & ‘Tis a Critical Hit posters are now in my shop! If you are into a couple of electric guitar wielding knights that is 🎸🎸🔥

They’re here! My posters (and stickers) of some very shreddy bard knights 🛡️🎸🔥

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Washington’s defense apparently? There’s barely anything left at this point

A bunch of guys who look like they should be playing at the Lifetime in Burlington just held the Cavs to a 10 point quarter

Phone wallpaper if you want it

What’s the x axis supposed to be lmao

the thing i always push to show in cooking is that it doesn't have to be intimidating, it's not some exact science. once you know how to cook something through enough to avoid food poisoning, building flavors from there can be loose and fun.

baking, however, is a motherfucker and i cannot help you.

it's holding down and mashing b as fast as you can actually

You can absolutely have “the sauce” and make good ui (neir: automata, fallout, balatro spring to mind)

Factually, he’s half there

I should call him…

sing you a song ??? SING you a song ??? i'm the piano man. its in my fucking name. im not the fucking. singing and piano guy. okay. i will PLAY you a song on my PIANO. christ

My sexuality is now this

how do you do fellow pronoun users and abnormalities

You can always just smear icy hot on your asshole like the rest of us

Bad few days for People Who Can Recognise Two Things To Be True At Once