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I wish attractive guys wanted me that would be crazy

ordering fast food because I’m hungry and I’m doing it in a manner that is very awesomestyle

once the cat has done a poo the day is fine? you just need to get the cat to do a poo. there are no problems after the cat has done a poo

sometimes when i’m really horny i jerk off my penis and cum comes out of it

Australian fast food drink sizes are so small but the cinema sizes… the cinema sizes would not fit in my ass let’s just say that

house music guys at festivals and raves always wearing head scarves like okay mashallah sisters

uaghhh… your pussy… describe it to me >_<

Showing up to a first date with a shotgun in my lap like So what are your intentions with my me

What the fuck is a scrobble cunt

Please don’t dob me in

I’m so good at sneaking out of the office an hour early without anyone knowing I’m so big brain pilled

IS THING ON??? I can’t do anything right

me posting online with the hopes of getting likes
h-hey is thing on? 🎤<(0.0<)

haha me when I’m horny
(>0.0>) ~~~ <=====8

I’m soarta Like a homo parson

when Facebook community posts start with “HEY HIVEMIND!” I start gnawing on my arm

oh no have to go to my Muay Thai class where the hot men will punch and kick me oh nooooo whatever shall I do :(

We must bring her back

my most unnecessary skill is that I love to much 😔

What if wicked was called awesome instead

I feel as if I should go to jail for ordering a hsp while completely sober

they need to invent an Uber driver who isn’t always talking on the phone

it so sexy and mysterious the way I eat dinner in my bed

mmmm yummy dexy take away my pain

Do it then pussy.

I’m actually fourth wing by best selling author Rebecca Yarros

left wing? right wing? no I am a human I have no wings whatsoever but I hate minorities 😡

in year 7 my school crush beat me in a game and said “dude I own you” and that unlocked the sub within me as well as my addiction for hard liquor and narcotics

we need to shoot whoever is inflating the cost of hairdressers