Someone’s been moving things around in here. Either a family member with a key, or a big burglar. If it is criminality and you are the tea leaf, can you not be breaking and entering please because if you do do that and I’m indoors, I will get you to help me put the cat carrier in the loft. Thank you

I’m having solidarity palpitations

Both on a bit of a comedown now tbf

My small black cat on the rug and she’s got a little green bandage on

Happy with my lovely fiend who has been brave and patient today. Thanksyou to her for that

Lots of containers of past/present/future pints at the Nethergate brewery in Long Melford

Total gobshite having a lunchtime pint at a brewery

Isn’t always easy being such a high achiever, I don’t like to go on about it though

I was good vibes-hunting and I got em

St Mary the aul Virgin church in Frinton and you got some graves and some flowers

Frinton clock tower

Beach in Frinton with a shelter thing on it

Colourful beach huts and houses

And we saw the sea a bit more

All the fun of the fair on th-r

The pier in Walton

Silhouette of a nice pigeon on a roof

The beach in Frinton

We saw the sea

Some call it self-confidence

Your morning routine and mine are not the same

“Morning babe you alright“
“ALRIGHT GEORGIE NO I’M AT WAR AREN’T I”
“Who with”
“THE WANKERS ON THE OTHER SIDE”
“That’s a shame”
“IT IS A SHAME. DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR“
“Yeah it looks really nice”
“THANK YOU SWEETHEART HAVE A GOOD DAY”

A sign in Fulbourn Tescos car park says don’t be a gobshite so think on

🎶 Girls they may want to drive antisocially

Cambridge big nerd campus from Long Road

Blossom and blue sky near me house

🎶 When the working day is done

He won’t be wearing that garb all the time though will he, for example to the recycling centre. Lots of smiley old boys there, could be any of them

With purpose

Maybe you have seen him. Exactly

The pope needs to get his face out there a bit more because you wouldn’t recognise him if you saw him

Given that one a bit of thought and yeah, I do as well actually. More efficient

He’s got views and do I share them, no but do I respect them, not really no

Big Dave thirsty coworker

The world is superficial and that’s sad, but if like me you crave a bit of depth then I recommend my Blind Date contestant approach, which if you know me you’ll know I do do. Like just now, I could have gone “Dave mate do you want a coffee” but instead I said “Dave mate do you want a coffee and why”

Scarred/inspired by memories of her screaming “act like you like me”

THERE IS ONE BUT IT’S A SPACE-SAVER

Feel like it’s a good thing for you and for me and the entire human race that I don’t buy cars more often

Τηλεφωνήστε τώρα!!!

Cunt in a car

• LOW TAX FOR THE PERFORMANCE
• LIGHTLY USED FOR ITS AGE
• TWO ΚΕΦΑΛΟΝΙΑΣ
• NO CAT WRITE-OFF
• SOME MINOR COSMETIC DAMAGE
• BEST OFFER ALWAYS BY PHONE

A sign on Bury Road in Newmarket says ‘Catholic church hall makers fair Sat 25 April 10-4’. I might go actually as I like a fair

Wonder if the things count as ‘made’ at conception

They’re trying to sell you products branded Scrub Daddy

Bloodsuckers, vampires, plunderers of the people and profiteers, who fatten themselves during famines

A lot of you lads seem quite invested in the news that she’s gone back to work and you know what, fair play to that as well. You’re very supportive and kind, I’ve always said it. Did wonder though where you get the energy from, but then I remembered the photos of your dinners that you share on here

Never met her, but I quite like Madonna. A lot of people especially round where I live are staying working much later than what they’d planned just for financial reasons but she’ll be doing it because she wants to and it gets her out the house, so fair play to her