I sent @sherrod.bsky.social a gift and it’s out for delivery … will it be tasteless or not?

How many keys do you carry daily? I have a house key and car key. They’re on clips so I can take just my house key when I’m not driving.

Nooooo

Sofia Coppola appreciation thread. Please say something about one of her movies. Or post your favorite gif from one.

everything bad with the internet started when the russians bought livejournal

Remember when Twitter bought vine and shut it down with no replacement so we got TikTok instead.

This sounds so accurate to me

I feel like the former CTO of GitHub never had to consider Twitter not paying its bills. That’s the issue. They’re trying to move off gcp to save money. It’s not an engineering issue. It’s a dollars issue.

I love her 😍

My dog. Boris.

I think it is very fun how many people got tricked into paying for a website they’re not allowed to use.

Hay 👋🏻

If I’m bullying someone, it’s fine.

My most important piece of advice for all humans is to focus on your health. It sounds silly when you’re young. But being old comes faster than you think.

Sleepy guy needs a nap 💜

Don’t follow me for infosec stuff I guess. This is now a lingerie review site. Fredrick’s of Hollywood still turning out bangers.

Boris 🐶 sends his regards!