Trump is like a dog peeing on everything to mark his territory

What is it going to take? What's the one step too far? Destroying the postal service? Nope. Illegal war? Apparently not. Manipulating the stock market? Doubtful. Having sex with a 13-year-old? Not even THAT.

I will never, ever forgive GOP and GOP voters for all the hell they continually put American and the world thru. Never, ever.

my name is Ty, or Brent. i am 42 years old. i think hearing Spanish is the worst thing that can happen to a person. i have sexually harassed every woman who works at the nearby starbucks. all my sons are named Bryson. last year i drunk drove my dodge ram into a day care center

A large, decorative stone sculpture of a face with an open mouth, resembling a monster. Two people are entering through the mouth, which is surrounded by greenery.

i hope they remembered to save their game first

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

I always spit before I toss slops over the gunwale

These GOP bubblegum tough guys are really brave when other people's kids die thousand of miles away from them. Meanwhile, they're literally afraid to be in the downtown of any major city after 5PM.

A PSA from Thomas Massie:

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

My niece has to sell candy bars so her school band can afford new music stands, but obviously there's an unlimited budget for single-use kamikaze drones.

If I were “rich”, I’d be considered “eccentric” and not a “dirtbag” who uses “air quotes”

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

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It’s really crazy how much I’ve been agreeing with Rep. Thomas Massie recently!

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So, we’re attacking a nation who wants to enforce a state religion and suppress women’s rights?

Weird.

“Not everything has to be transactional,” I explain to my golden retriever

Why doesn't somebody fucking DO SOMETHING

Congress authorized a war? Did I miss that part?

@saltymactavish.bsky.social if I hear 'hunker down" one more time I'm going to break the TV.

Imagine if this administration put the same effort into stopping school shootings.

I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.

Gonna take a nap.

Just wake me when he’s dead.

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

Schumer and Jeffries negotiating to limit the number of journalist arrested by the Department of Justice each year to a maximum of 20.

When I was little my dad used to sing when he pushed me on the swings. One of the songs asked if I'd rather be a pig.

If I were a millennial, I could sue now, right?

Remember when we were only worried about the Cracker Barrel logo?

Good times.