A REVERSE JAM BY A 41 YEAR OLD LEBRON?????

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

thinking more THE MORTICIAN or DR DOOM or sum lol

what would be your finishing move

#teambull

it's not understated everyone knows she was a bartender but as someone who spends pretty much every day in a bar at some point, these are on point reactions to an adult being a moron in public.

actually a lot of the targets in bars look like rfk too. weird. anyway.

red bull gives you wings and a perforated rectum

just the most beautiful creature you've ever seen whatever you think perfection is take it up a notch

since bluesky is broken here's a full frontal nude one time only if it ever loads watch the f out

$809,469

alt text: the image below says we have hit the $809,469 mark at 8:03 pm ET, Tuesday night

the way the dog stares blankly at me when I dance at him is bullying imo

got my freddo cuddle in. back to dungeon crawler carl.

jet fuel can melt steel beams but not that damn thing

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh that was good but it was no Oddity. I await another actual scare from a movie thought this might but didn't. super good movie though. my bar is weird.

12 Celine ass coins

anyway. tonights movie is HOKUM. A SCREAM UNSEEN mystery but we hacked it. excited. might be amazing.

thank you for ruining my life, exactly the people who shop at fucking trader joes

trader joes is a societal plague. greenwood is one of the last Seattle neighborhoods that hasn't been fucked and we are being heavily fucked by a trader joes union busting why are you in my neighborhood cutting into traffic hitting pedestrians ruining my life soccer moms who can't drive infestation

there's a lot of animals out there and a goose is one I wouldn't fuck with

I live an apartment in Seattle I will not move that lol

the stern app burned me and was down at one point and I forever gave up the streak.

but it's a big heavy widebody prank of a game to move!

the face of Freddie mercury the cutest god damn pekingese you'll ever see

id take a bullet for this dog but I didn't intend to take such a moody pic

the pinball giveaway for the winner in Seattle famous 420 addaball tournament is

close encounters of the third kind

you're gonna pay someone to take that heavy ass thing away from you it's a gag gift

also I have an in on one as soon as I have space.

reinforcing my non participation

but my ass was popular for like a full week

the first TMNT movie or Sinners. for diff reasons

Crassy Pinball Marathon

wait now I have a marathon themed pinball machine idea

yeah it's probably more why did we make these idiots famous

no no it wouldn't be like hard it would be play the right machine and hit like one specific ramp once or something y'know

if I ran a marathon I would start every sentence with it. well done again man.