Did you crop Wayland Flowers out of the photo?

C.C.H. Pounder? I hardly know her!

Andy García’s best movies always have a number in the title: The Godfather Part III, Ocean’s 11 and 13, The Un2chables.

Here come the clowns!

I thought the child pornography gin was Bombay Sapphire.

With all due respect, “Always” doesn’t even get a mention? Shlocky, sure, but also legit enjoyable. And also was on HBO in heavy rotation during my youth. It’s why I love the song Smoke Gets In Your Eyes. Goodman 4ever. @chrisryan77.bsky.social @akdobbins.bsky.social

I would celebrate Halloween if I could go door-to-door and neighbors would put those little airplane booze bottles in my pillowcase. And maybe there’s one house on the block that gives out full size bottles. Halloween for adults.

The New Yorker crossword with the answers “INFAMOUS”, “ELECT”, and “FUCK ICE” written in.

No better feeling than starting the @newyorker.com crossword.

I want to complain about the Disney+/Hulu/HBO Max bundle raising my rates after everyone else quit but I don’t want people to know I didn’t quit! #IstandwithJimmyKimmel but also #Ienjoycontent and, most importantly, #fuckdonaldtrump

We are really living in the time Maarva warned us about.

Wait… Even if true, none of that doesn’t mean he couldn’t not possibly be gay and/or whatnot.

Wait… is ❄️ the emoji for “cunt”? I don’t get it.

Wait… Leno is gay?

Graham Greene didn’t make things. Graham Greene made things better.

AI is just human laziness.

I stand still faster than my family walks.

No need to share anything. Just be the most you version of you that you can be at any given moment. The Bad Babies are here for it! Also, if it helps, medically speaking, I agree with all your apple and pickle takes, whatever they may be. #maytheforcebewithyou

Happy birthday Mama Walz! I desperately hope she is able to see her son inaugurated as our 48th president, bring balance to The Force, and rebuild our country.

Fun fact: The two worst presidents in US history (and, likely, future) were both born on this day in 1946! #fuckdonaldtrump

Horrible, yes. But who depends on CBS for news? Or entertainment? The perennial third place network has become 255th in the streaming era.

@latenightseth.bsky.social Unlike all these other Deborahs Downer, I am very much looking forward to this.

“MUSK SMELLS” would have been more respectable.

Yas, King!

Shout out to Vince Vance & the Valiants who held the “All I Want for Christmas Is You” crown from 1989-1994 until Mariah Carey obliterated them from history.

If Lea & Perrins were so proud of their sauce, why didn’t they name it Bestershire?

“Soul Bossa Nova” by Quincy Jones is my favorite song to do at karaoke.

Whomsoever delivers my eulogy, I only ask that it conclude with, “He died the same as he lived: begrudgingly.”

When it comes to cuts of beef, I feel about Filet Mignon the same way Colonel Jessep feels about grave danger. #isthereanotherkind?