call me Kanye West the way I like fingers in my ass

if you handed me a just straight up cyanide pill and told me it was that but it was a chewy gummy I'm eating it before you can even reseal the bottle

who's dick do I gotta suck to get some dick to suck around here

fish want me women fear my rippling oiled up ass flapping in the wind off the back of a motorcycle

there should be a documentary where they kidnap a random Taylor Swift fan from a concert and drop them off on north sentinel island and we get to watch them try to adapt and survive

I'm over here stroking my cat rn I got a brush on my cat rn I'm just over here petting his shit he's soft as fuuuuck man he a cat man like

I hope this website doesn't suck so I can finally be free from twitter