I’ve not been in the sluttiest mood lately but I am still here, queer, and not going anywhere 💪🫶😚

Woof. What kind of cock ring is that?

Y’all. I’m playing video games on the couch. My man comes over and cuddles with me while I play. Then he gives me the best head of my life. Then he goes to the kitchen and cooks dinner while I continue to play games. HOLY SHIT I AM SO LUCKY.

A new #1 🥵

Snapped this pic last night, minutes before hubby and I set a new record 🔥

Who wants to wrestle? (Spoiler alert: I’d win… unless I want you to win…)

Good morning from my favorite mug and I 🤭

If this man was single I’d put a ring on his finger so fast 😮‍💨

Love the cock ring. What kind is it?

Sometimes I wish we went to a big box gym so there was more of an audience to our burly cuteness 🥲🥰

Happy Saturday, boys! 😘

I misunderstood what “black tie” meant… oh well 🤪

Hubby and I were just talking about how desperately we need sunshine back in our lives, you’re not alone 🫶

That’s not too far off 😏

Simultaneous iced coffee consumption and bidet usage is peak gay. I’m so proud of myself for reaching this level of evolution 🥰

Good evening, Bluesky hotties 😘

Cuddle couch fantasy come true

Sending you lots of furry love from the Husbear and I 🫶

I gave this a like because I was entertained by the post but I doubt he hates you 😂

That is a hate crime.

Can’t wait for a reason to wear this necklace hubby got me.

Happy Tuesday, people of the internet 🧸

You and me both 👏🏼

Impressed by your backside mirror selfie skills 👏🏼

Hubby took this pic during our cuddles after some Sunday morning 69ing 🫠

Does your tub have room for two more bears? I can’t tell but I’m willing to experiment.

From our holes to yours:

Only the internet gets to see my festive undies 🤫

Help, I’ve started unironically scrolling LinkedIn 😭

Amen? More like semen.

My husband and I feel seen 🥲