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Posts by Norwegian Frankfurter

Hosting the United Nations today, for a quiet lunch, while we chew the fat.

In session will be representatives from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ, ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดand ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช.

Expecting f-bombs and much merriment, all fuelled by German beer and wine, and perhaps a gin or two. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ

Hope your Sunday will be as enjoyable! ๐Ÿค—

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Oh dear, Simon, I didn't lead you into Biscoff temptation, did I? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I shall await your review!

5 days ago 1 1 1 0

Ooohhh, that looks rather yummy. I did like the Biscoff Cadbury bar, but this looks a bit next level!! ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿซ

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I'm so sorry to hear that. I've read and seen that this is the narrative being pushed by Turning Point USA, etc. and I've seen young women spewing their propaganda, and all I can think is "girl, if he feeds you, he controls you". How did we come so far, to see the USA turn its back on common sense?

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Sadly not, but I'll work on it for next time! There's probably going to be a next time, knowing me... ๐Ÿ˜

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Anyone else getting caught out by the longer evenings, or is it just me? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Dinner is being served Spanish time, 'cos i forgot about the change in time, and thought I had a couple of hours yet! ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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Can I add to this not enough character spaces for one's surname. Some of us are lumbered with double-barrelled, sometimes triple-barrelled, surnames, and heaven help you if the name actually includes a hyphen!! ๐Ÿคช

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Have to confess I didn't think I'd start my Friday listening to a new Iranian Lego diss-track and actively singing along!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

"Your government is run by pedophiles..."

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Oh, and thank you! ๐Ÿ˜

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I'm garnishing my decades-old accounting career with German HGB Gesetze and all the suitable acronyms to show I can actually function in a German accounting environment. ๐Ÿซฃ Oh, and a DATEV course, because why not? ๐Ÿ˜†

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I'm getting too old for this studying malarkey! ๐Ÿฅด

The last two weeks have been the heaviest, most likely because of the clocks moving forward *and* me trying to ram technical German compound words into my brain, where I'm convinced I've run out of room!! ๐Ÿซฃ

One more day... ๐Ÿซ 

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Bonobo & Anna Lapwood perform Otomo live at the Royal Albert Hall
Bonobo & Anna Lapwood perform Otomo live at the Royal Albert Hall YouTube video by Anna Lapwood

Any organ that Anna Lapwood plays!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

youtu.be/AdyAF9M3XVw?...

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Oh, for heaven's sake!! It's a bloody painting!! ๐Ÿคช "Adult content", my fat bottomed arse!!

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Pictured is a Renaissance painting of a naked woman with red hair in a bun, as seen from the back, and she's looking at her reflection in a mirror. 

The words "Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Then I remember that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, and I know I'm doing my part." are at the bottom of the picture.

Pictured is a Renaissance painting of a naked woman with red hair in a bun, as seen from the back, and she's looking at her reflection in a mirror. The words "Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Then I remember that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, and I know I'm doing my part." are at the bottom of the picture.

Just sayin'...

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Happy Easter, people in my phone... ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿค—

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Lord of the Flies, William Golding

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Oh, noice! Enjoy, enjoy! We need to come and visit you guys in the WS at some point... don't think a duck race will be involved this time, sadly. Big love to Mrs v Muff (and you, obvs.) ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿป

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Apparently Sunday will be nicer? Ich drรผcke die Daumen!

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Just for you... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŒˆ

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Thunder, hail and sunshine... such an odd combo!!

Watch out FRA, it's coming for you!!

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Oh definitely! It's just the mental image of the body floating in the water, and you're wondering when it will surface!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Ooopsie! Ich sage nichts! ๐Ÿค

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Yes!! I bloody hope so, too!! Have you watched to the end?

One scene in particular is em"bed"ded in my brain!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Yup, me too! And now I have the urge to re-read all the books again. Shame that this series starts with fifth book. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ“š

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When your favourite book character comes to life...

#HarryHole #JoNesbรธ #Netflix

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Participating in online classes is all well and good and par for the modern day life, until your electricity gets turned off due to PLANNED repair works, and NOBODY NOTIFIED YOU IN ADVANCE!! ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

FML.

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The Salt Path author published earlier book under alias, despite debut claims Raynor Winnโ€™s lawyers have confirmed she published a previous book in 2012, years before the memoir that won a ยฃ10,000 prize for debut writers

Looks like they have problems with being truthful...

Two different newspapers, published last Friday.

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