Did you... read it in a book? *fingers crossed*

I hope there's an item in the tavern that has a contingency: counterspell cast on it set to trigger if Gobbo casts fireball in there.

a digital drawing of a dark blue cartoon rat laying down in a "cool guy" pose with his hands on his chin and hip and sunglasses on his face. text: RIZZ EM WITH THE 'TISM

😎😎😎

I'm so glad they're married

This was Dimo, Dimo also has a biscuit.

🧡 Wish someone else orange were jobless #Caturday 🔶️🧡

Is he called that because he's sticky?

Came for the pants, stayed for the tattoos.

I'm sure that's how you spell tattoos, I don't know why it looks wrong. Brain no worky.

Quality pants for cheap are the second best pants.

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

The fluffbutt can haz just a little fermented grains? as a treat?

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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a man is mixing something in a bowl in the kitchen ALT: a man is mixing something in a bowl in the kitchen

Eggies.

Wonderul headshot commission from @bluekiwi101.bsky.social! A lizard chasing their dreams to fly.

Based off a clip from @shooshies.bsky.social stream!
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I have these tacos for a Mr. Pwsm?
No pwsm? Just cat girls?
Ok, I guess I'll take these tacos back then, what a shame...

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This one looks familiar for some reason...

The tail is going to knock *so many* things on the floor.

Alas, the great curse of the Daily Barnaby, is that one must wait a whole day to get more Barnaby.

This is so cute.

"I've betrayed you by not being a scorpion lady" makes me think there should someday be hardmode cooking stream where you need to maneuver around the kitchen and cook something well in full scorpion lady outfit. 🤭

Always take the Tortoise option.
Because Tortoise.