Seems reasonable to accuse the pope of being soft on crime until you learn that he prowls Vatican at night as… BatPope!

Excuse me nature, it's PI-Day, not Blizzard day. I don't even know where my nearest DQ is, or if they're open for the season yet.

I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

Bringing this one back now that SG-1 is back on Netflix.

Goddammit.

Hello it is March 5th, 2026 and I am still correcting myself on the current year in work emails 🙃

I guess all yarncraft roads lead to making a b&w blanket or cardigan, huh?

I also fully understand that the term comes from Star Wars, but no one is using it in the context of Star Wars, so get off my dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Piping hot take (I swear this convo has happened already): "clanker" and related is just an excuse for people to say slurs.

I think I've made myself clear on being anti-AI, but when an online comedian repurposed an existing racial slur to make it an anti-robo one, I was so done hearing that shit.

Day off means much needed deep-cleaning now that the shanty run is over. BKF forever for getting my green dye stains out last weekend 🥲 (and I needed more coffee.

Good morning. 740am may be too early to have Thong Song stuck in my head.

I am feeling every dancing step, conversation, cigarettes smoked over said conversations, and the comedown on the reunifying emotional roller-coaster. I'm gonna go throw some electrolyte powder in my waterbottle and take an Aleve. Good times.

I think it's an indicator of an excellent night out when you wake up the next morning feeling like you're hungover, despite the fact you've been sober for 2+ years.

How it started vs how its going. Two skeins in and i have a snug-fit first side. I underestimated how fast this builds.

Oh no wonder I feel like shit, I broke 150k+ accumulated steps every weekend for the last month at Art Shanties (averaging 20k each day). Where are my glistening calves???

I may be rusty in the bleaching department (and aware there's still a few dark patches, but lifted enough to take in the dye and looks okay enough to me), but how it took two boxes of Manic Panic bleach + 1 standard tub of their enchanted forest color seems...like interesting hair dye math.

K bye.

Two things:

1. It's the final weekend of Art Shanties, come down while you can.

2. My hair is now dark green, my bathroom lighting is unable to catch it. It looks lovely in the light, even on the darker ends. Ignore the dye stains.

Once in a while, even a blind squirrel finds a passageway to an underworld dimension.

Not a judgment and IDK how you overcome it but...it's striking that every time a fresh national news story drops about ICE in the Twin Cities (ProPublica today), a lot of people respond with "Wow, I didn't realize it was that bad" and everyone in MN goes "Yes and it's a hundred times worse"

It's not bad to verify (as bots and impersonators are out there), but you actually *don't* need to be delivering some of the same cruelty people are facing when "proof" is being demanded.

Safe to say, when 🧊 is whisking people away and taking their phones, they are not returning them upon the person's release. With that in mind, people are likely also losing accounts they've had for years and may make new accounts, if they're not able to gain access and log out of the device.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't let your hypervigilance make you look like a shitass, especially when someone is asking for help after a traumatic event. Even if you don't have the means to help, you can still point in the direction of legal aid and crisis care.

Photos from first Art Shanty weekend at Club Med! Mostly oontzing to keep circulation going while on the ice, but we did manage to play for a whole 10 minutes while there were bike races!

I'm glad I still have masks, because the lake-wind is no joke. This weekend is also looking to be bitter 🥶🥶🥶

Exploding tree - Wikipedia

I love my state 🥲

But interesting stuff! Wiki's got an article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explodi...

Cold weather stress on tree, freezing tree-sap causes expansion. It's less kaboom, more loud cracking and popping that sound like a shotgun.

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

'Mat thoughts, because I'm slacking in the sillygoose department lately:

🎶I'm a cheeto girl, in a cheeto world. It ain't easay, BEING CHEESAY🎶

there's your bardic/sillygoose inspiration for the day.

Join postal workers and community supporters on Sunday, January 18 at 11am at the Lake Street Post Office to demand ICE OUT OF MN!

We Demand:
- ICE OUT OF MN!
- Convict killer ICE agent Jonathan Ross!
- ICE Off Postal Property!

Why I'm having quite the mental time around official statements (and also recognizing the abuse pattern from my parents, particularly my dad. Who I once fought and won).

"If you behave yourself, daddy won't have to hit you," she says, pouring him another double bourbon.