Jamie you old son of a bitch! How ya doin? How do ya feel about that call today? I mean Alabama! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!

If money can’t buy happiness then explain this

Cataloging (library version): boring, technical, uninspiring
Cataloging (circling things you want in a catalog with a marker): exciting, fills you with holiday spirit

My dentist, tapping on the tooth that’s bothering me: does this hurt?

Me, eyes watering, fists clenched, shaking, desperate to be seen as easy going: no I’m ok :)

So grateful as someone who would otherwise be running along side it, banging on the doors, possibly crying