a young western diamondback rattlesnake, poised and sticking out its tongue at the camera. it is under a kitchen cabinet

bro that’s not where you’re supposed to be

man. i love them. okay im done now though i prommy it is my bedtime

i have a great deal of fun with this. as you may be able to guess.

he has a boyfriend also. with *him* he’s purely either dominant or a sort of relaxed confident-vanilla that still kind of. feels. dommy. and he is always like that when he’s in a romantic-sexual relationship. it’s just his giant platonic clown husband that gets the worshipful pet.

one of the really fun things about these two is that in their own dynamic they’re very fluid and back-and-forthy with who’s In Charge at any given time— it mostly has to do with who needs it— but it *leans towards* kadir being submissive. when he is in a sexual relationship, though? stone dom.

it’s fine!!! leaving a mug in there is basically letting it soak right

what is it like being so correct all the time.

like. yknow. (there’s not actually any bondage or EXPLICIT domination in this one but. the vibe is there. for context of this story these two have been kept apart for two years and are now pretending for Reasons that sekayi fully owns kadir. don’t worry about it.)

which was in fact my niche before i got into p5. i wrote so much nonsexual self-care bdsm. or i guess not *self* care but. you know. like. is there a word for ‘bdsm but instead of fucking you take a very thorough shower and have a massage’. bdsm but the aftercare is during it.

i’m just saying. they’re leaving money on the table by not going out of their way to allow for deranged completely nonsexual lovey-dovey self-care focused BDSM

:DD that makes me really happy to hear!! most of the stories i have are fragments and AUs, but i love them a lot. they’re the prophet of an eldritch divinity and his best friend slash life partner, who is functionally an atheist despite having met gods. i think they’re sooooooo fun.

the vibe of their relationship can be described as, like, ‘he can fuck or date whoever he likes but if someone other than me either washes his hair or helps him fill out medical paperwork i am going to burn the building down with all of us in it’

BEEN THERE

i am always an advocate of ‘get That Scene down on paper and change it later if you’ve gotta’ but then outlines and i have a mutual agreement to never share a room

old bit from a modern au that always makes me laugh:

— BECAUSE of this, they have a secondary spare room for the slut to use for fuckin’. because it would be weird to have sex in the bed he shares with his Emotional Vulnerability Platonic Unhusband.

now i’m thinking about my ocs again. fun fact about my Main Duo(who are both my phone and laptop background), they’re in a weird queerplatonic situation i can best describe as ‘if the height of romance was having power of attorney’: they sleep in the same bed but don’t fuck. one of them is a slut.

(vibrating, with the approximate gravity of a neutron star) **fuck dude me too**

nothing like getting cucked by a woman in a frog hat.

i’ve been slowly watching one of my friends allow a dnd throuple to dramatically end in a couple and a cuck and i keep having the thought ‘my heart could not take this. i would have to do 100% insane crack’

all this is making me want to play tomodachi life but ALAS i do not have sixty spare dollars. and also all my characters’ relationships are a combination of precious to me and Fucking Impossible For This Game(platonic freak shit, polycules,)

AMAZED at how perfect the lines are on that logo hot damn

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

wow mona’s monologue at the end of the yaldabaoth sequence is different than i remember

Hell yeah Mona

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it won’t make as much sense, but it’s GENERALLY fine

hello everyone i briefly deleted the bsky app and probably will again due to me Trying To Scroll Less (tm) but i have come back to think about my Facking fanfictions. i am considering just publishing the last chapter of the haru one even though i haven’t managed to wrestle makoto’s into place

Mii Akechi smugly crouching after throwing a bunch of shuriken in an outline around Mii Ren, who is pinned to the wall and blushing with joy

Meanwhile, in the photobooth