I’m not really here.

Just eyeballing from the distance.

Awww so sweet, Sug! And yeah, timeline was rapidly changing to unfun, but I was ok. Just nice to see people when I pop in, looking. Miss you too & so appreciate your msg!

Those raspberries & blackberries thingies.

When someone notices you’re missing & reaches out 🥰

That.

Whereas twitter non-followers are smattering me with porn invites, y'all are teabaggin' me with politics.

*yawn choke

This time next week, I’ll be hangin out, doin nothin but me.

That must be it, can't hate on the finely tuned instrument.

I love DST so much, but hate losing sleep every night & trying to adjust for a solid week! Ugh. Leave it here forever please!

💗

What day is it?

And when will DST make me wish I was dead?

Oh no! I’m so sorry to read this. I know I’m late, but I hope your happy memories of Max will bring you comfort some day ❤️‍🩹

Ugh. Hope you feel better soon!

Can’t say the climate is inviting.

Locking up for now.

Oh dear, well I hope it settles down soon.

Oh no! I hope you’re okay!

Same.

Peanut butter Ritz in bed because you’re not here.

It’s unbelievable to me, what this country values. ❤️‍🩹

Oooh! Ice-skaters are the best 🤍

I can hear the “snow,” that’s actually just freezing rain.

Planning to ice-skate to work.

Frigid enough to sit in my hot car for an undisclosed amount of time.

I feel your pain & can only dream of the good kind.

How are we?

Is it humpday yet?

Haha! Definitely, just been extra stressed & grumpy with rough stuff this past week, I guess 🤗

Thank you, my friend ❤️ Doing better today, just need more sleep & I'll be back to my silly self.

Tomorrow-morning-me will be so happy last-night-me made 6 lattes for the week.

Survival of the fittest, bitches!

I may or may not have lost my grip in the last 24 hrs.

I could jump up & down til my tit blackens my eye.

And where would my bra made of your hands be?!

Wait! How’d I get 53 followers?

Heck’s yeah! Where are you guys?

Playing a game of "fuck-fuck" with UPS.

I think they've already won.