I do take some comfort in the thought that I sincerely doubt many of these sycophants genuinely believe the bullshit they are proffering to the Dear Orange Leader.

I really like a Tifa with muscles - it just makes sense given her pugilist/martial artist combat style.

Hold on, the Trump Class Battleship might have been this guy's idea?

Fire his ass on that alone

Listen to the artists, dammit Bluesky

And the FBI Director is off to a great start on his legal odyssey to shut up his observant critics.

Opinion | Trump Corrupts, and Absolute Trump Corrupts Absolutely

“To say that President Trump is corrupt is to somehow understate the size, scope and magnitude of his corruption.

It is as if you were to describe a modern thermonuclear device as a ‘bomb.’ That is true enough, but it is not quite the truth. It does not capture the nature of the thing in full.”

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

Goddam this administration, making me celebrate the successes of a country like Iran.

I'm sorry that these soulless ghouls can't leave people alone to live their lives with comfort and dignity. My own illusions about how our societies are supposed to function seem to keep on getting challenged with every new travesty these small minded and wildly insecure monsters inflict on others.

I keep deluding myself that there is a bottom floor to this shit.

The Republican prospects for the midterm elections are so bad that Senator Rafael Cuck Cancun Cruz is taking a break from kissing the ring to trying to talk about making sensible policy like he gives a crap about people.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

LIGHTSABER SOUNDS MANDATORY

This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.

https://www.theonion.info/

How is this adulterous, corrupt fuck still relevant? And saying that, what page number of the unreleased Epstein Files does he appear on?

Baited breath.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Ok, I did not expect that - when the Artemis II moves to the far side of the moon and the earth is completely out of sight I actually felt anxiety watching the video. How many of us, in human history, will be in a position where we can not see our planet Earth?

Absolutely incredible indeed.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Yay! GUN CAKE!

They WEREN'T going to have one thanks to previous competent agreements, but this Administration and the dementia riddled dipshit is now trying to get Iran to do or say something to justify us dropping nukes on them.

Given enough time they (Trump and co.) will just drop nukes on Iran anyway.

Does this qualify as burying the lead?

I've literally never heard that phrasing before and I'm almost 50

<CHECKS NEWS FEED>
Nope, he's still alive. I mean he did post that message.
<CHECKS NEWS FEED AGAIN>
Nope, that guy is still alive too. Dammit.
<CHECKS NEWS FEED INTERNATIONAL SECTION>
Nope, he didn't die either.

How is today supposed to be a great and brilliant day when those guys are still here?

So he's a master 127D chess player, brilliant strategist, masterful economist, can spout off sermons from memory, a demigod of negotiation, an unearthly majestic inspirational speaker, and a paragon of health.

YET

He has never publicly demonstrated any of these abilities.
Stop being so humble DJT!

Anyone else notice the trend over the last few years of companies on Amazon (many based in China as far as I can tell) selling not just the same exact item under a different name but using the most obvious and goddam bizarre pictures for their listings?
Maybe I'll start a thread of these...

A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries

And it doesn't even protect children.