Best we can do is 3 Animaniacs.

Surround yourself with the kind of people who help turtles cross the road.

Sure. But they seem like they really wanna soak in the American racism before they go over and experience that olde world racism.

He shoulda never left Milwaukee.

Fairly certain Italy doesn’t have those.

F for Frasier.

Right now, Alito and his wife are staring out their window looking at their 48 or so goofy ass flags thinking about taking a vacation to finally see all of those sundown towns they’ve never seen.

President Butterfingers

Krashout Patel

Besides mookie, Bobby is my second favorite met. Having said that, I’m not a Mets fan.

I dunno if he still does it but, on Bonilla day he used to show up to the stadium collect his check and bounce.

Mara “Mad Dawg” Wilson

Eve Fartlow on the totem pole

He’s every dipshit that thinks they can beat the Williams sisters in tennis or fight a grizzly bear and win. What dumb fucks lack in intelligence they make up for with being over confident.

Lars is the drummer for M’Ladyca

Alternatively it’s spelled Tiddies jr.

All three of them together in one place would look like a really depressing version of the three tits from total recall.

Soto must kill the king of queens.

His Kennedy curse is more like The Mummy’s curse.

President Dumptruck ass

Can’t wait to see Tucker and MTG on the campaign trail with Harris in the near future.

Plot twist. Scorsese is revealed in a cameo as the new Stan Lee.

There’s always the next opportunity for Michael Rapaport jokes.

Worse. Michael Rapaport.

He’s been stuck on the toilet for the past few days. The suction is too great to pull him out of the stranglehold of the bowl without ripping his ass clean off.

Bringing the world’s most powerful military to a screeching halt because they all got diarrhea.

He’s basically pennywise the clown. He knows he needs to get underground soon to rest.

Grimace dies every night only to be reborn the next morning. It’s the curse of the grimace.

They killed that Pokémon