Get you a Pucklegun.

That sounds like a reasonable plan, really. I think I'd prefer the disreputable, but harmless shopkeeper in a tropical beach town version though.

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Skeets move across the blue sky as people shoot at them, so it seems appropriate.

I've lived in tipis, dry cabins, sheds with missing walls(long story), cars, a bus... I'm probably forgetting something. But I find the very idea of paying someone to live somewhere deeply offensive. So I didn't.

It's because you are a terrible person who is convinced that they are extremely ethical and righteous.

Opossums get a bucket of water dumped on them and released if I catch them in/around the chicken coop. Negative conditioning without hurting them. I like having them, but away from the chickens.