Concussions are scary!!

When this game came out I used to call the old Toys’R’Us on State and Madison (I think) every damn day to see if they got it in stock

I’m in New York and I’m laughing at the Knicks

Having a terrible time

Having a bad time

Whatever happens today it is, forever and always, fuck Manchester City

Most interested in the Odegaard/Madueke/Mosquera relationship here, but god this is loads better than what I was expecting

Maddy met my family on Friday night and I think I'm more anxious about today's match than I was for that

#TheFear

Today’s heinous thrift find

I absolutely would buy this based off the cover art alone

I crave Feelings

Resentful towards my body’s proclivity for homeostasis

When you get a chance to highlight your template by making the entire garment uglier you just gotta take it

かわいい！！！

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Does anyone at @theathletic.com want to explain why the featured comments from its awful Fanatics puff piece are the only three complimentary ones even if they’re significantly less engaged with than the top comments and clearly not indicative of the general reaction to this laundered slop?

Came across the new US kit in the wild and one thing I hadn’t noticed is how poorly the stripes on the sleeves line up with the body! Stinky!

Getting responsibly stoned at the drone metal gig tonight

Sunday is my 35th birthday and I can’t wait to celebrate it by watching Arsenal lose 3-0

God he’s so bad on the ball lol

Viktor Gyokeres after getting that pass from Eze

This lineup isn’t great but woof looking at the bench things are dire

The White Sox would go at least .500 if they mandated all their players wore stirrups

I’m sure Phillies fans are pleased with that Alec Bohm at-bat

Geese? Is that like Swans?

Today should be a national holiday.

Matt Shaw would probably get better jumps if someone told him the ball was a dead podcaster

Oh hmm I wonder where I’ve seen that before

I wonder who’s in charge of spin. I wonder if they have a narrative planned out or if there’s a dedicated team of people sitting around trying to figure out the best way to semi-plausibly interpret everything like a Simpsons writers’ room