Repulsed by the Blue MAGA types who are dismissing the survivors of Eric Swalwell’s abuse (“bUt RogEr sTOnE”).

Get the fuck away from me.

For example:

“You said they voted to support the war”

Show us

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you.

Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

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Steven Conrad’s DTF St Louis is the best TV since… maybe Steven Conrad’s Patriot. Constantly surprising, funny, moving. Flawed humans everywhere. Next level writing.

I have been quietly vibrating for weeks now, convinced that Eimy did it and everyone is too focused on Carol. I hope we’re both right!

my speculative M/L docking fiction is looking less and less speculative

ok but not this yellow freak

this 👇 is transcendental

[softly] access to social media is elder abuse

that’s when you craft “live laugh love” or similar signs—high crit chance

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

by the same light, Al Gore is political Groban. it scans.

jfc, read the room

It’s spelled “Piers Morgen”

Think about how funny it will be to read the company wide email that you should take the rest of the day off to observe "a period of national mourning" when you know the bosses only need everyone to leave because they won't be able to stop everybody on staff from doing fireball shots at their desk.

No, you EMPHASISE the wrong word

NO! IM SPECIAL ha sorry for the false alarm

this post of mine no longer shows up on my Posts or Replies feed (checked from an alt) — hilarious if they suspend me for “threats”

wizened like a shrunken apple

Thank you for explaining!

Respectfully, head what? I don’t know this anecdote

hey i have a good number of trans followers and just in case any of this insidious shit is seeping in and seeing it stated plainly by a rando helps:

you don't deserve this

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Hmu if this makes you emotional 😘

So I think it's fair to say that only a tiny, tiny percentage of the US population was tied up with Epstein. But weirdly maybe 70% of the people in the field of evolutionary psychology.

I’m Bench

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