Last month in The Onion:

Seems like a good time to share an amazing bit of reporting by Cokie Roberts that has stuck with me: Her discovery of a letter from Louisa Adams detailing how Congress left behind *40 pregnant mistresses* after the extra-long session of 1820, necessitating more orphanage space -->

Canvas airline amenity kit featuring image of aerial tramway

I cannot believe my Cathay Pacific premium economy amenity kit features an AERIAL TRAMWAY 🚡

The Epstein Files Coverup With Representative Maxwell Frost YouTube video by Heather Cox Richardson

It’s about more than the Epstein Files, it’s about Billionaires consolidating wealth & power & trafficking children at will because they are “too big” to be arrested. It is a global cover up.
This discussion between @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @maxwellfrost.bsky.social is worth your time!

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A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

WAPO: “.. Since the war began Saturday, Russia has passed Iran the locations of U.S. military assets, including warships and aircraft, said the three officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the matter’s sensitivity.”

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

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Yes! A couple of months ago. It’s not as full-featured as Google Sheets yet, but it’s been fine for my basic needs so far. proton.me/drive/sheets

Proton has a spreadsheet now :)

I’m excited to see how much schadenfreude I can tolerate :)

Looks just like the Epstein files 🙄

Quick reminder that Prince Andrew won't read your jokes about him but your friends who like laughing at jokes about sweaty nonces will.

Winklefucks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAF...

looks like crypto schadenfreude's back on the menu, lads!

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

Donald J. Trump • @realDonaldTrump Follow l く Peoples lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation. Some are true and some are false. Some are old and some are new. There is no recovery for someone falsely accused - life and career are gone. Is there no such thing any longer as Due Process? 7:33 AM - 10 Feb 2018

I don’t know who this guy is, but he makes a good point about how important the rule of law and due process are. Imagine if a government agency dramatically disrupted an innocent person’s life without following all of the proper procedures. This guy would be outraged I’m sure.

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

Please read this thread and the article it's referencing

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That was 2017, so he will be 9 this year. If he doesn’t know already, it’s going to be hard to keep it from him at this point. I used to listen to Attia’s podcast until I read that story in his book. I was so disgusted I stopped and still can’t believe his wife didn’t leave him.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Me too. Unfortunately I’m in Hanoi, 12 time zones away for NY, so everything is hopping on Bluesky in the middle of my night ☹️ Trying to go back to sleep isn’t any easier if I don’t pick up my phone, so I usually rationalize by telling myself, “just check to see if 💀 yet”.

Read this whole thread by Jeet Heer, threadreaderapp.com/thread/20176...

That’s weird af

If you still have the book can you check something for me please? In the last chapter where his son is rushed to the ICU but he stays in NY, can you confirm the date he wrote was 7/11/17? A Redditor found this email that he had appt w/Epstein on 7/13/17. WILD if true www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

From the PeterAttia community on Reddit: PA Posts Pic w His Dear Friend Kevin Spacey on IG Explore this post and more from the PeterAttia community

I can’t find a link with the full caption, but basically Attia said he was happy that Spacey was vindicated and they had a great hang 😬 www.reddit.com/r/PeterAttia...

I lost interest when I read the last chapter of his book & how he dealt with his infant son’s illness (stayed NY - in Epstein’s apt apparently 🤮 - while his wife dealt with it alone in CA). That’s when I stopped listening to the podcast. Then there was the Spacey Instagram, now this? Super scumbag.

Who is also best buddies with Kevin Spacey 🤮