can a visor see farts

When you have to take a personal day on April 20th because your grandma is in the hospital

It should be illegal to have to work on 420 if your internet handle has 420 in it just saying

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

finally listening to my therapist because my tarot deck agreed

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

Happy 420 and welcome to a game I’d like to call “is it a Midwest church or a dispensary” where you try to guess if something is a Midwest church or a dispensary based on the name alone.

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

CD ROM game called Multimedia Celebrity Poker with JONATHAN FRAKES MORGAN FAIRCHILD & JOE PISCOPO

A powerful image

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

People with compromised morals want you to compromise your own morals

Everything is working fine for me idk about you guys

Test post

3 dead after starbucks AI assistant recommends 100 shots of espresso

the Big Bacon Classic at Wendy's is an industry plant, but no one wants to have that discussion

out on the road today, saw a Psyop sticker on a cadillac

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

TNG "The Defector"; Geordi addresses Data, with caption: we're going to catch the Romulans with their pants down

🎶 No static at all 🎵

A perfect weekend LP : Sade's smooth, stylish debut. And another LP that reminds me of my early teenage years. The smell of cinnamon and cigarette smoke at my (recently deceased) godfather's place. Strong batch of tunes, spot-on prod but the most impressive thing is Sade's voice : soulful, sensual.

Not quite a sitcom but close enough…

Regulate the social media companies, instead, guys. Jesus Christ.

DS9 "Apocalypse Rising"; Worf in command red Starfleet uniform; first panel caption: There is another option; second panel caption: We could kill him

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f/8 and be there

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

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Fool of a TikTook

cold out today