Every AI commercial gaslights you into thinking you're an idiot. Before you had access to AI you were too stupid to find your girlfriend's makeup, or boil an egg, or pick a shirt. Every commercial starts from the premise of "Hey, so you know how you're the dumbest fucking fuck to ever do it?"
If you're having trouble telling the difference between badgers and marbles, remember this: One is a small glass ball used for a variety of recreational & decorative purposes, and the other is a mid-sized nocturnal mustelid primarily found in the northern hemisphere
This would have been more helpful had you stated which was which
< r/comicbooks ... Frank Quitely's Penguin is captivatin... 2k upvotes • 64 comments IsitUnderrated• 4y Right eye-fitting monocle attached to the left lapel. Ridiculous choice. ALSO: What is everyone's problem with the non-monster Penguin? Why does Devito's supercede the original regular person with a bird affinity? As a monocled human person, I am drawn to the character as he appeared before Burton. I enjoy the fact that Penguin is one of Batman's non-insane villains and am constantly rebuffed for that fact. ••• 个 -2 Cjbthgy • 4y Hopefully Mr Monopoly becomes a part of Batman's rougues ... IsitUnderrated • 4y Pennybags has never had a monocle. IsitUnderrated • 4y Thanks for downvoting my opinion and not answering my question, you fat nerds. ••• T -1
Reddit is so great
A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
The best movie scene from the bible
it's Friday night and you know what that means: time to chug precisely three pounds of Italian wedding soup
Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers after they blow up the school. Her hair is a mess and there’s soot and blood on her face and a cigarette is dangling out of her mouth. She looks very very done.
Mood
excuse me what did I just obtain???
No
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
IRAN: we’re blocking the strait of Hormuz
TRUMP: no, you’re opening the strait of Hormuz
I: blocking it
T: opening it
I: BLOCKING IT
T: OPENING IT
I: BLOCKING IT
T: NO WE ARE GOING TO BLOCK THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OKAY I AM THE DEAL MAKER I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES THE DEALS
I: ok
amazing third act redemption arc for the catholic church tbf
you so rarely see a leader picking fights with both sides of the crusades. it's probably because everyone else throughout history was simply too big of a coward to try
they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever
ok this is probably the funniest answer he could have given. plus it means he's actually scared of the backlash lol
a classic by Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) on twitter 11.45: Arrived at crime scene 11.45: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11.45: Found murder weapon in drain 11.45: Realised watch was broken
They want to rape teenagers so desperately
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
She's done a book, a movie, a press conference — maybe Melania just wants to see if there's any medium she's not terrible at
Cloud from FFVII edited into a photo of Margaret Thatcher's grave. He's standing in front of it. The photo has been manipulated to look like a grainy PS1 prerender. A dialogue window reads "Cloud: Did Sephiroth... do this?"
Iran war briefing: Trump claims ‘total and complete victory’ with ceasefire deal
Me when I walk in to a family's home, destroy the family, destroy the home, everybody hates me for doing it and I cost myself shitloads of money forever by doing all of it.
pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.
Homosassa is too good a name to be wasted on Florida
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and jesus said to his disciples, "lads, i'm here for a good friday, not a long friday"
JESUS: *turns water into wine*
JUDAS: *from the shower* okay that DOES IT
