I love purple and blue colored hair because it’s a strong likelihood that person is not a fascist simp who sucks farts from billionaire buttholes.

The best show on TV just got a lot more fun.

7:10pm is going to hit a little different on SNY in 2025

Pete and Manaea next and I'll be happy.

#LFGM
#LGM
#UncleSteve

Now do Pete

Note for the plaintiff at my arraignment
Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement
Face it
Not guilty, that's how I stay filthy
Richer than Ritchey
Till yall ninjas come get me

Hunter Biden never stormed the Capitol or assaulted police officers like the January 6th terrorists trump wants to pardon, so they need to start guzzling some cope-a-cola.

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

Time magazine cover overlaying the towers of the Kremlin rising over the White House.

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

It did. He is going to have to do some PT to get any flexibility back in his toes tho.

So last night my youngest called me at 10pm screaming. His foot got stuck in between the chain and sprocket on an ebike. His foot was stuck in the spokes as well. Severed the tendons to his toes. Surgery was successful this morning, and he gets to come home tomorrow. 😬

This is where playing great defense pays off for this Orlando Magic team. Offensively, one of their worst games, but hold a team under 90, your probably gonna win.

Typical Blue Falcon behavior.

Have a good morning out there people.

They all have bad neck tats and will fight you if you talk shit about any of their 4 baby daddies.

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Who did this one?

🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )

Scientists have studied this, and what they found is the other monkeys would gang up and beat it to death, and then cannibalize it. Even monkeys don't take that shit. Just sayin.....

I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️

That Saturday turkey sandwich with a thick slice of that cranberry goodness in there...... mmmm. Chef's kiss.

Is anyone else laughing their ass of at churches singing a song about sucking dick in church? What's next.... Hozier's song take me to church? Lmao!

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

So true. 💯

Leak the report. Pass it on.

Who’s down with this? ✋🏽

Where are all of my #mets people at?