Holy shortballs
I saw it live sorry. Disco Biscuits played the best show of the year. Crushed it!!

A photo of a young David Lynch sitting on a couch with five Woody Woodpecker dolls, and the following text: David Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station. "I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice." Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."

just another day at work welding various weapons to The Machine. we're all pretty curious what we're building it for. they said they might turn it on soon

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

conclave was so good. that part where those two i think south african cardinals with white dreds turn into ghosts and fly out of the exploding car as morpheus slices open the gas tank

Every single person in the theatre let out the biggest groan at the end

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So nice of the Disco Biscuits to put 4/14/24 in full on YouTube. The drop into Abyss is out of this world! 🌲👽🌲

This is the worst thing to happen in the last 2 months

Arch would’ve won

On the list now for dumbest play calls of all time. Cmon Sark

If Ohio State beats ND Ryan Day should be allowed to slap Lou Holtz on live tv

Outside toss pitch? Really??

Look at these beautiful boys! These onesies need to go on sale at the Disco Biscuits store immediately.

Hear me out...

Assassin's Creed: Woodstock '99

Ahoy? Yeah, it’s Alexander. Alexander Graham Bell. No, I’m not “in your house.” It’s called a phone, dumbass. I just invented it. Hanging up now, call me back if you’re not a bitch oh wait you can’t yet lmao

Tea rules because you can get 100 bags of decent quality for a couple bucks or 20 bags from distant shores hand selected by the bearded tea master of the forbidden mountains and it’s like 8 bucks

I believe that Biden is going to pull the ULTIMATE troll on Donald Drumph right before he takes office 👀. On January 19th, he is going to announce a press conference, where he pull out a handgun and BLOW his brains out. Then Kamala will become the TRUE 47th president, hereby RUINING Donny's HATS 😆

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I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

Awful move by Jalen McMillan there. Can’t make any gestures referencing weapons in the NFL. Shame on him. Anyways let’s see if the Bucs can get a touchdown in their stadium that shoots cannons from a pirate ship every time they score.

WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance?
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.

Actual songs:
Space bird
Confro
We Like To Party
Champions
Very Moon

Oh hell yes!!

There’s a chance for us to be boat raced by the Lions or Vikings. Please. We stink

Munchkin
Trap Door
Voices
Twisted in the Road
Story of the World
🌲👽🌲

Can you imagine if he figured out that everyone would miss him when he's gone, and there's only one way to show them that?

I hope the stresses of his life don’t get to Elon Musk and he does something really rash that he can’t take back. I hope he doesn’t realize that nobody loves him and he’s the least funny man alive. I think if that happened he might do something bad! And I REALLY hope he doesn’t do that! I’m serious!

We're only two years away from The Onion Premium Sex Bowl™ featuring the worst two teams in the country. It's 9 quarters long and there is no penalty for roughing the kicker.

If third-and-3 be too much of an ask... (TAXMAN!)... be thankful here's a 2-yard pass... (TAXMAN!)

After 6 months of work, 4 VCRs, and an official translation, I am pleased to share my RF rip of Yukio Ninagawa's staging of Euripides's Medea, a tape which has never been transferred. archive.org/details/ojo....