Ideal relationship dynamic

My watercolor and ink painting of a skeleton with neon glow that’s holding up a tulip flower. Also in the photo are my hand with paint brush, my paint palette, and tubes of watercolor paint.

Present

When you're struggling in a boss fight and the game suggests lowering the difficulty

This turned out phenomenal

A digital illustration of a person wearing elaborate and ornate clothing/armour. The upper half of their head is exploding and out of it, flows a cornucopia of fleshy bits, flowers, a foetus(?!?), and some toothy mouths :)

Flora & Fauna Unchained

#2026sketches 12
#art #illustration #darkart

Very relatable to the average American, who has six boat loans

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

a very old study i did replacing the head with a skull because i have a problem

how are we supposed to stop an elderly man with dementia who constantly shits himself and can barely string a sentence together? idk, one slippery flight of stairs? it's not like he's in a fucking battle mech

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

guys i did it im a real vtuber

why it's anyone's business is beyond me

Ticket seller.

Just a few more Isle of May Puffins from this morning (why not). Interestingly they headed out to sea this afternoon probably to feed when the weather calmed.

So many of us were warning everyone it was going to happen, but millions didn't care. And millions still support it. It's insane. I feel like I'm living in an alternate reality.

Details and samples for art commissions

What's up gang I am having a COMMISSION SALE because TAXES ARE DUE and I have NO WORK

My prices have been climbing for years and have never gone down, this is probably a one time thing! Offering five slots or until April 5th, whichever comes first. Link to info below! Boosts appreciated!!!

if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever

I don't know how I missed this but LMAOOOO

I love this so much.

Spoiler:
I didn't finish it lol but I got far?
Here's a peek.

A husky lies in a field with orange blooms.

🌸

D-100, dog waking up

#34

Junior Executive Model

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for red bean soup.

I only go on twitter to see what my mom is posting and then I get sad and log off

#Cardinal at the bird feeder. I call him Rothko, and his mate Rothka is nearby.

So the age where children need human interaction the most to guide them through the learning process and get socialization we're just gonna hook em up to the robots

And people are gonna pay for this

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

I have to add, reading Terry Goodkind at the tender age of 12 and coming across the weird ass BDSM shit of the Mord Sith was just absolutely wild. Those books still hold a special place in my heart, but looking back it's like, hold up.