The real April fool was completely forgetting to switch back

I heard that when Elon musk was invited to become a client of Haven and he declined saying "I've got this vault tech shit solved like the fallout TV show on my own" and every single piece of equipment and machinery barely needs to be sabotaged to get the silent assassin ranking

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the fireworks went off early i'm so upset about this i'm going to go stand under the balcony about it for several minutes

Out here playing gubble for ps1 drinking the emetic poison straight just to feel something like the first couple playthroughs of The Showstopper... Now 47 has gone freelancer is killing random other people who are part of crime syndicates, he won't even look at me anymore

It's kinda crazy how unsexed haven island and the isle of sgail were to be honest given all us rich evil assholes there

Time to take another lap around my fashion show, unerringly to my routi Holy fuck did you hear that coin just now

I hear theres gonna be a more realistic version of hitman 3 released where after the ica files get released nothing meaningfully changes except a couple fast food ceo's are allowed to retire with their golden parachutes but no politicians or real big business suffer

I'm gonna be real I think Dahlia is fucking stupid for even considering making Helmut Kruger an asset

Regret
- Little Novikov Things

The red smoke is how you know your drink is GOOD

This model keeps insisting he's six foot seven inches and me and Sebastian are both about to scream loud as fuck at him

Why is this dude in that old vampire magician costume I made ages ago. That shit was meant to be a joke nobody was ever supposed to wear it. Much less make it look kind of good, somehow.

That dude in the flamingo costume is the only one in the entire audience with any daring sense of fashion he's awesome

Dahlia why don't you handle this catwalk if you're so fucking smart. At least I remember to not leave my computer's password dongle lying around

Who's leg does a guy gotta hump to get a bare knuckle boxer around here?

Harikitte ikou!

Guys did I take out all the non likeness targets and that's why I only get people to kill who look exactly like celebrities or what.

Opponent snapped!

HoxHud Initialized

'tis the holiday season! You know what that means! Throw shit at petty thieves knocking them unconscious while you steal the presents first.

I forgot to erase the evidence there goes my silent assassin ranking

Hitman Big Guy Pants Okay

I went to haven island and everyone there wanted to hide away from you when society exploded

Uh oh, I just spilled emetic poison all over my nicest suit staining it; AND PROM'S TOMORROW!!

What the fuck

That's right Olivia Hall, Our Dog, Brian Griffin is Dead

MSN Headline with a photo of an old bald man superimposed on a gradiant of green to white to red, headline reads "Scientists Link Male Pattern Balding To Wildly Popular Beverage"

Emetic Poison

Closeup of Agent 47's face, with text in Edo SZ Font on the top half reading "I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT." in a firey gradiant. on the bottom half of the image is the prompt to Press Q to Garrote someone from Hitman: World of Assassination

no ort-meyer didn't make 20 more clones there isn't an agent six seven why do the teens ask me about this. how do they even know about the cloning.