how much do these things cost because I'm certain a montage video of them faceplanting from sticks thrown at their feet would get an absurd number of views

Yes, facts matter.

a man with a beard is holding a small red object Alt: Riker talking to Picard through a small Captain Picard doll

Counterpoint

Maybe they wouldn't let her set off fireworks in the school

16 and pregnant has spawned 5 spin-off series...

I had no idea

🎉Happy Nazi Propaganda Day!!!🎉

Inflatable penis Halloween costume

I get it, if I'm running a coffee shop or clothing store and people kept showing up in these....I'd eventually loose it

Tooth in hand, hard drive on the anvil. This is your Tuesday writing prompt.

"How many times do you think I'm going to ask you how many times you thought about me today"

I refuse

HEIRLOOM apple, get it right

You learn a lot about how your body responds to laxatives. The pills meh, miralax works, magnesium citrate holy crap it's like human drano! At least for me all the laxatives made my stomach feel so wonky the idea of eating wasn't even that appealing until the end

I accept and celebrate your love despite it being a bit unconventional

Club Dread

I'm shocked that control board is still intact and hasn't been stripped out

We gotta get these mfing hobbits to that mfing Mountain!

So anyone still on twitx is going to reply to every one of this jagoffs post with slay queen forever, right?

Same here, IMO MST3K and Rifftrax is best with over the top silly movies. The pinnacle of the genre is Pumaman, Time Chasers, and Ready Player One

Fuck this game with Sarah Spain

"No, no, just words"

Super niche Q: when doing your Gerald Bull episode did you watch the 1994 made for HBO movie Doomsday Gun? Frank Langella as Gerald Bull was pretty great

what happens when the industry realizes it's mistake and big tech pays to poach talent from the companies that acted responsibly.

I hate to assign malice when stupidity is sufficient, but this feels like an answer to: "what's the most evil 5d chess move massive tech companies could make"

"Real History with Matt Walsh, watch as Walsh's head is photoshopped onto an image of someone with a much larger body who is in the process of falling on their ass"

Just living my life

No, hard pass. I'm not spending one more second at an airport than I need to.

The goal was to get punched in the face? I can think of so many easier ways to make that happen

a man says we got a situation in front of a hat that says living my best life ALT: a man says we got a situation in front of a hat that says living my best life

The Apple OS update situation, equally annoying as the Jersey Shore situation

Libertarian sea nation 4.0, this time it's an existing island. Maybe we won't run out of fresh water as quickly, but we still don't want to pay for trash collection or sewage infrastructure but I'm sure it'll be fine THIS time

Are there bedtime stories about MechaHitler?

In a perfect world they write both and release them simultaneously, they are both titled "This Fucking Guy"