Quite possibly. A strong candidate if Carrick loses his final
5 games and we fail to get UCL or scrape our way in, but the chances of that happening currently look pretty slim

Also, Zidane. Not only unproven in UCL but also in the La Liga. Wins UCL not only in first season in charge of Madrid but then 3 seasons in a row.
(Not that I’m expecting Carrick or this team to do that)

Really don’t get this argument that Carrick shouldn’t get the United job because he’s unproven in the Champions League. 1. Who else is gettable who is proven in the UCL? 2. Does winning the UCL as a senior player under arguably the greatest manager of all time not count for anything? #mufc

Just saw that Argylle Street video. Imagine waking up hungover and realising you did that last night

Just seen the BST Hyde Park lineups for this year. Highlights include: Pitbull, Maroon 5, Garth Brooks, and… wait for it… Mumford & Sons. Someone is surely trolling the country

a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas Alt: a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas

340,000,000 Americans as their fascist President threatens to commit war crimes and genocide.

Happy Mediocre Thursday to all who celebrate!

Not sure i’ve ever done as big an eye-roll as I did a moment ago when the friendly looking man on BBC Breakfast informed us that Trainspotting is being made into a musical

Pete Hegseth’s Arabic tattoo stirs controversy: ‘clear symbol of Islamophobia’ Critics say US defense secretary’s tattoo of the word kafir, meaning ‘infidel’ or ‘non-believer’ could offend Muslims

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Charles and Eddy - Would I Lie to You #totp

Might start an instagram account of songs i’d thankfully forgotten about/i wish i’d never been reminded of

Thanks for sharing the reminder

I have now been subject to Return to Innocence by Enigma on a TV commercial. No further comment at this time.

This morning I had the misfortune of hearing All That She Wants by Ace of Bass whilst on hold to some dreadful domestic appliance retailer. Same fucking problem all day now.

Must say i am SHOCKED that BrewDog’s “investors” have been fleeced and walk away with nothing. It’s almost like it was an elaborate and morally questionable marketing scheme cooked up to make fans pay in advance for an undisclosed amount of “free” beer

So what happens when the majority of Americans want regime change at home and can’t wait for the midterms to not happen in November?

Don’t buy The Sun. Don’t read The Sun. Don’t support genocide or illegal wars started by convicted sex-offenders.

#dontbuythesun

Trump has done an interview with The Sun, because of course he has

What kind of world do we live in where the elected leader of the world’s biggest superpower invades other countries at will and also thinks it’s ok to wear a fucking baseball cap when he’s telling everyone about it

Hoping to pass this on to my nearly adult son

Well this is totally normal. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Going home shortly with work bag in hand

Not this decade thankfully, but i see a load of 20–somethings i work with doing it every week. It’s weird how utterly unaware of the reality of life in a big city they are. I guess the reality of London 25 years ago was very different but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist anymore

Things i’ve learned after nearly 30 years living in London: Always keep your keys in your pocket, not your work bag. If you can’t do that because you wear a suit, get a new job. Also never put letters in your work bag, thinking “i’ll read that tomorrow.”.

Currently eating supermarket sushi with a fork, if anyone’s interested in how my day’s going

Had forgotten about this until i opened Bluesky a minute ago and now it’s started again ffs. Quite possibly up there with some of the worst music ever committed to tape.

Had the misfortune of hearing M-People’s One Night in Heaven earlier and now can’t get it out of my head. Fucking bastards.

I imagine Labour could possibly win the next election if they made it about Brexit and committed to rejoining the EU without another referendum. It’s probably the only tactic which could save them so of course they won’t do it.

Wull they though?