I think I really only come on here to be sappy or to despair over politics.

exciting to think that 6 months from now, I won’t have long distance woes anymore

So in love, got me learning how to caramelize onions to make french onion soup n shit

the beasts

I have GOT to decide on a gift for my clown’s birthday. I have so many ideas. They just keep coming. Like a handkerchief up my sleev- hey wait a damn minute.

no cheeses for us meeces

missing my clown o’clock

I don’t have a dream acting role, per se, but I do have directors I dream of working with.

Alas, I currently serve coffee each day.

therapist said it’s so good to watch a lover girl get her spark back 😭💞

dating someone who emphatically wants to date you too is insane and amazing and it makes you wonder how you could have ever accepted anything less

[to the tune of mitski’s ‘my love mine all mine’]

‘my clown mine all mine’

this long distance thing got hands

yknow what this Coldplay drama valid. don’t trust people who like Coldplay /j

Eating good tonight 👍 #seattle #cute #mouse TikTok video by Y

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8h9FSPy/

If I had a little rat boyfriend, I’d leave him bagels so he could be this happy

If I had a little rat boyfriend I would make him little rat soup (broccoli cheddar)

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

WTF?!? Elon Musk reposted this on X before quietly deleting it:

“Stalin, Mao, and Hitler didn’t murder millions of people. Their public sector employees did.”

No one should be deported

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

if I had a little rat boyfriend I would cherish him

US added to the global human rights watchlist due to declining civil liberties.

hand. bag.

if I had a little rat boyfriend, I would renovate a large dollhouse so he could have a sprawling estate

withers big naturals Halloween 2025

I just discovered we have goth nights where I live? time to start going out more often

if I had a little rat boyfriend I’d make him a matching eyepatch and we could go as pirates to renfaires

if I had a little rat boyfriend I would make him little rat costumes

if I had a little rat boyfriend I would learn to make him a soufflé

if I had a little rat boyfriend, I would give him a little rat kiss and then a cheese cube

if I had a little rat boyfriend, I would keep him in my cardigan pocket so we could always go on an adventure