You influence his supporters with someone who isn't an absolute shill. Hasan Piker is out here turning Rogan bros and the Dems wouldn't touch him with a 100ft pole because he calls them out for their support of genocide. Dems will always choose to lose rather than embrace what their base wants...
This is the most cursed "Blue MAGA" take I've seen so far...next you're going to be saying "Dems should recruit John Bolton because he's staunchly anti-Trump!" Hell, recruit Elon while you're at it. Dems would rather rehabilitate a toxic fascist than embrace actual leftists or progressives...
And finally, the quest is at an end. Witchcraft 16 decides to do the impossible, and literally becomes a parody of itself.
Like an ouroboros made of shit, its now impossible to tell where the series began or ends. Was it all a dream? Or a peppermint nightmare?
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Witchcraft 15 answers the age old question that has haunted mankind for ages...
"Who's going to save the white witch yoga studio!?"
Yes. Thats the actual premise of this movie. No, I'm not kidding...
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Making up for the (many) sins of the past, Witchcraft 14 is more of a return to form...meaning its still bad, but more enjoyable this time around.
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Moving on, Witchcraft 13 breaks the mold (again) by ditching the roman numerals and going with just a simple "13."
Then it took the pieces of the mold and replaced them with actual mold, to create some kind of fungal mess of a shit show...still 3 more of these god awful movies...
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Gonna rapid post my last few Witchcraft movie reviews (spoiler, it gets worse) starting where I left off, Witchcraft XII: Lair of the Serpent.
To some, this movie is complete trash, but for me, a trash connoisseur, it was actually not that bad. Dare I say, enjoyable? Maybe...
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Living Dead Weekend 2025! Let's fucking GO!
East Coast Horror Fiends!
I'll be traveling tomorrow from the East Bay to the East Coast for Living Dead Weekend 2025 in Monroeville PA celebrating the 40 year anniversary of my favorite film Day of the Dead! Also doing the tour of the Monroeville Mall, which should be amazing!
See you all there!
Hey Bluesky, remember me?
Been busy, but I finished the Witchcraft series and will be posting reviews for 12 - 16 today.
In other big news, once again I teamed up with the amazing @rumandregret.bsky.social for their upcoming podcast to discuss The Last of Us season 2, so be sure to check that out
Continuing my descent into madness...Witchcraft XI...
This movie feels like this is a porn, but with all the sex cut out and only the shitty dialog left...and it's directed by Neil Breen...how was this greenlit...
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Amazing choices lol
Rocktober Blood is amazing. Never seen Deadly Weapons but maybe I should 👀
X Gon give it to ya! Witchcraft X that is!
And by "give it to ya" I mean "a headache and a healthy dose of wanting to die."
This movie tries something new at least, but what it subs in is also horrible.
In the words of one Jesse Pinkman, "they can't keep getting away with it!"
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Which craft? Witchcraft!
Continuing my descent into madness, is the next installment, Witchcraft IX. We return to our roots with Will Spanner returning, but try something new as now they're fighting vampires...wish I was kidding..
Gods, I'm not even halfway through this series 😭
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Back at it after a hiatus, something the Witchcraft series has never done apparently, with the 8th installment, "Witchcraft VIII, Salem's Ghost." This movie retires our series mainstay so they can rip off Amityville Horror, but make it more "Amityville Whore" (amirite?)
Send help...
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Taking a break from my Witchcraft nonsense to boost the best new movie I've seen in ages, "Freaky Tales."
It's an absolute blast, and I loved every single moment of this amazing film.
I highly encourage everyone to see it
Here's my (un)biased review as someone from the East Bay
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Witchcraft series continues, with the seventh installment, "Judgement Hour." Who is being judged is unclear, and this movie is less "witchcraft" and more "Lethal Weapon meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but as a softcore porn"
It is more enjoyable from a bad movie perspective at least
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The downward trajectory of my mental health continues, with a review of 1994's "Witchcraft 666." Will is replaced, and we see a return to the detective tropes that the earlier installments brought us...and a lot (a LOT) of dry humping...
I don't know if I'll survive this series...
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The Witchcraft saga continues, with my review of Witchcraft V, Dance with the Devil. Close to 1/4 of the way through this series, and my quest to see when the series transitions from C-Horror schlock to softcore porn. Will today be the day?
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Back again in my quest to destroy my sanity with the Witchcraft series, this time with 1992's "Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart."
Was this movie good? No. But I watched it anyways and here's my review of this awful film noir inspired nonsense.
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Witchcraft: The Craftening, day 2, where I review the mixed bag which is "Witchcraft II: The Temptress." I will give it this, Delia Sheppard as "Dolores" was certainly a temptress, and a baddie at that. Still got 14 more of these to go (Gods what have I done)...
Read my review here:
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Elon really has become meme, but not in the way he wants 😅
Because I have nothing better to do (and I have a lot of self loathing) I've taken it upon myself to watch all 16 Witchcraft movies! How do they compare to one another? How soon till it devolves into softcore porn? Who knows!
Let's find out together, shall we?
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Fortunately for Trump, his "opposition" is all about performative activism and will provide no actual firm pushback whatsoever. The Dems have been ineffective for decades and repeatedly concede ground to the GOP in the name of bipartisanship only to get fucked in return. They're useless.
It had moments, sure, but it literally felt like they wrote themselves into a corner and then just pulled some bullshit out of thin air to explain their way out of it.
"We all knew!" Yeah, you all knew a genocide was happening and the Dems did nothing to stop it as well. But miraculously now you all care, but not about the babies blown to pieces, or the families torn asunder. You care just to say "told you so" to grieving people who lost family members in this...
Gaza was raised already under Biden, who did nothing to stop a genocide. Hell, Dems laughed at the convention when people begged them to stop the genocide. But now that Gaza is destroyed, now y'all care about what's happening there? Hell, Israel talked about settling Gaza in 2023 and Biden was 🤐
Trump is literally following the same blueprint that Biden/Harris were allowing. It's been blatantly obvious that Netanyahu wanted to flatten Gaza so Israel can take it and boot the Palestinians. Trumps just saying the quiet part out loud, Biden/Harris kept it quiet. Same plan for both though.
He got the dementia lean lol
I do love when someone said "he stands like a centaur that lost it's back half" 🤣