My friends did not want to waterboard me, but one of these days I will prove it

I will prove to the world that getting waterboarded is not torture on December 29th

I gotta eat so much bread to make my brain work

I'm always having a good time in a swimming pool if there's old people in there with me

There are too many red teams in the NBA

It hit +$20

$20 on red

-$25, Derrick Henry didn't get a touchdown

-$5

$5 on liars dice

$25 three leg parlay on Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson

Need a new bit to run on here