Name: Snuzz
Role: Guest writer
Socials: crinklefries on ao3, swordandbone on twitter
Snuzz is a person of, arguably, too many words. She enjoys writing about two insufferable messes slowly and agonizingly falling in love. If they suffer while doing so, all the better. She loves Kenma, Kuroo, kagehina, and is an ushiten truther.
A fic excerpt of Ushijima and Tendou:
âIs my baby girl dying?â
Ushijima blinks rapidly. âExcuse me?â
âThe fiddle-leaf fig, Wakatoshi-kun! Sorry, did you decide it was a boy plant? I guess I shouldnât gender your plants for you.â
âDo plants have genders?â Ushijima looks at his big brown houseplant with alarm. Maybe this is why itâs doing so poorlyâhe hasnât been respecting its gender.
âWell like, spiritually. Also biologically, depending on the plant.â
âOh.â Is this an answer? Ushijima canât be sure. He doesnât get a chance to clarify.
âWhat did you name him?â
âI did not know it required a name,â Ushijima says. âItâs a plant.â
Tendou gasps.
âWakatoshi-kun, even plants have feelings! How would you feel if I went around calling you tall handsome man-kun instead?â
Ushijimaâs neck warms.
âWhat?â
âYou have to name your plants! Thatâs the first rule of plant caretaking!â Tendou exclaims.
Ushijima is almost certain this isnât true, but he also doesnât know enough to say for sure.
"You did not mention that," he says hesitantly. "When you gave it to me."
"Well I thought it was implied," Tendou says and Ushijima can almost hear the duh in the background. âNo matter though, we can just name her now! Him? Them? Whatâs the spirit feel like, Wakatoshi-kun?â
âGreen,â Ushijima says.
âGreenâs not a gender!â Tendou says and then pauses. âWell, not one I can help you name for at any rate. What kinda name does it look like?â
đ¤ GUEST SPOTLIGHT â SNUZZ đ¤
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Find her @/swordandbone on twitter or @/crinklefries on ao3