😂 I read it in James Austin Johnson’s voice.

Wait until Dumb Ass OTUS calls the new guy Johnny Appleseed.

I wish CM Punk would have done it like Sonny in The Godfather. Seat the iPhone down and thrown down a couple hundred dollars.

The Wonder Years pulling an Ashlee Simpson

This is an unsanctioned match and WWE could not be held liable. But here is our sponsor.

Well?

Dalton Rushing!! Grand Slam

Hey it’s a close game on your part. Be Positive and Be Well.

You realize every time I get a Blue Sky notification is because one of your teams is not doing well.

Yes!

No one knows where they will play next season. Why play less than your capabilities.

😂 I said the same thing

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@thekingsherald.bsky.social gee I guess light the beam.

WWE is showing B roll outside SAP Center in San Jose. It’s dark out at 5 PM and showing a marquee with Mexican idol Juan Gabriel. He died in 2016.

But his emails

ABS next WBC

Receipts 🧾

🟧

Benched in Cantonese

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@thekingsherald.bsky.social Light the Beam!

Wrestlemania could have more tickets sold at this point if it were to be held in New Orleans.

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@thekingsherald.bsky.social

Low of lows

SMUD not making money off the Beam this season.

Maybe a good night to rewatch Varsity Blues.

🫡

How much trade value for an oft injured Nick Bosa? Asking for a franchise.