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Brilliant trophy!

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Aaron Miller poses next to his new frog humanoid painting on an easel

Aaron Miller poses next to his new frog humanoid painting on an easel

Hitting the #MTGartmarket from @aaronbmiller.com

Burrog Banemaker
Oil on masonite panel
11" x 14" (28cm x 35.5cm)

It's a straight sale OBO, or best offer. Take a look from #mtgsos:
www.facebook.com/groups/mtgar...

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kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with the words woooo !!! above him ALT: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with the words woooo !!! above him
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Honestly it’s just a rando generic gold metallic paint marker

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A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.

A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.

For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.

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Eternal tweet that the worker at your LGS is not flirting with you at prerelease they're just doing their job.

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New paint markers!

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Just do this BEFORE opening it in Excel

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Found it!

For anyone else having Patreon export issues this works a treat

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Ok Excel pros:

How do I change this: Mülheim-Kärlich
To this: Mülheim-Kärlich

Saving/Importing the CSV as Unicode UTF-8 did not work

#msexcel #kiblergoogle

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Tacos. Tacos. Tacos. Tacos. Tacos.

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I strip mine with TNT. The “torches” are chunk boundries

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One stack of freshly minted Netherite ingots

One stack of freshly minted Netherite ingots

Not an official achievement but it should be

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What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

Panel 2
A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

Panel 4
Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

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Sirens just started ☹️

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To all my peeps from Hudson Bay down to Oklahoma, please be safe

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Post-bake

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Pre-bake

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The mise for tonight pizza

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Save for the first Death Star, one might argue Luke’s always been useless

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You should be!

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Toxic fan graphic is toxic

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The all powerful are exceptionally boring

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Or put another way, one was a male power trip fantasy and the other was a human.

I prefer human Luke.

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Not sure how I feel living in the taint

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The First

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I needed something positive today. Maybe you did too. Sound on.

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The rigor of the routine and the complete hypocrisy in the congregation are what I took away from my years in organized religion.

They was never any joy.

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Mox Amber is a quiet image painted with meticulous detail – perhaps too much detail for a tiny trading card. Who would commit to such monotony, knowing it would never be seen at scale?

🎥: youtu.be/yNxh_fEmO1k

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