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I am fucking shocked Paramount hasn't gone full steam ahead with a D&D show. Do it like GoT but Rashomon style, you can reuse the sets, fuck with character dynamics, UNRELIABLE NARRATORS, and pepper in the lore so you're not spending RINGS OF POWER money

Being diabetic is terrible because if your blood sugar is too high you'll go into a coma or die but Taco Bell has brought back the Caramel Apple Empanada for a limited time only, really putting me between a rock and a hard place

Honestly I think they are charging Mangione because they feel they must, the case is crazy weak and will be built on circumstantial and AI-assembled evidence. I've seen procescutors absolutely bungle dozens of way stronger cases and they have tons of reasonable doubt

Why isn't there an APP that you can do for CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE movies in the theater? I want Willy Wonka to DIE

I can't wait until I'm an insane boomer too but instead of dooming our planet I'll look into my grandsons eyes and be like "WHEN I WAS YOUR DAYS, CARTOONS WOULD SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"

I miss Terry Gilliams movies because they all had the vibe of like WHAT IF AN OLD MAN TRIED TO DRIVE A CAR ACROSS THE OCEAN?

Honestly, the biggest "money left on the table" legacy sequel I can think of is SUPERBAD. Bring 'em all back. You can do a high school reunion, a wedding, a Bachelor Party, whatever. You know you'd see it, and it would very well prove people still want to see comedy in theaters.

Hot Take: I find most "Cosmic Horror" to be unbelievably fucking boring and repetitive. There's one particularly derivative one that awful engagement farming pages in the horror community salivate over and it's such a flaming bag of dog shit.

Question: what performance has made the most out of minimal screen time? I know there's the Hannibal Lecter and Alec Baldwin in GGR fun facts, but I think it's wild how essential and memorable the character of Ellis is in Die Hard in like, what, three scenes?

Getting off of Twitter (never calling it that stupid fuckin' other name), follow me here where I'll rarely post about anything because social media in general has really become the dregs