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Posts by Iris, the perfect girlfriend

“Right! Hey, no further explanation necessary, ok? We're cool. You don't need to defend yourself.”

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“Sorry! Sorry! I don't know why I asked that. I'm just... A very private person I suppose. Sorry- I shouldn't laugh. But your face! Thank you for *not* peeking, I do appreciate it.”

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“Why else would you be following me? Why else would you be here? I'm not stupid. Don't test my patience.”

3 days ago 0 0 1 0

Absolutely not.

She also steps forward, looking up at him with an intense, unblinking stare.

“What do you want from me?”

3 days ago 0 0 1 0

That would be bad.

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Her eyes widen in sudden apprehension, stepping back, arms crossing her chest.

“Have you looked through me?”

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Is someone hiding? From her?

Who'd be so stupid?

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“I don't take kindly to being stalked. Step out and face me and we can talk. This is your one and only warning.”

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“Not a fan of having to clean blood off the floor, no.”

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Is someone hiding? From her?

Who'd be so stupid?

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“I guess... I guess I spaced out.”

She frowns as if she doesn't quite believe it herself.

“Lucky for both of us I didn't hit you.”

1 week ago 1 0 0 1

She whirls around sharply as if to catch him, but decides to keep her hands to herself, for now.

“Hell of a mutation. Good for you. I'll be going now.”

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How the—? This defied all logic. She stepped back sharply, blinking rapidly. Whatever she'd been expecting, it hadn't been this.

“How... Are you doing that?”

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“Then I'll have to be very quiet. And strike when your guard is down.

Doesn't that feel invasive? Hearing everything? Seeing through us?”

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“Oh? You think getting you back will be hard? I guess we'll see about that, won't we?”

Tiny little smirk, nothing too sinister.

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Her scowl intensifies, hands forming fists at her sides. She yanks open the door and lunges for him.

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Let's try that again.

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“Yeah, probably not. But uh, it's fine, no hard feelings, or whatever people say. I will just have to get you back, won't I?”

It sounds like a threat when she puts it like that.

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“That's good enough, thanks. Sorry, I'm a little touchy about stuff like that. I promise I'm not angry.”

Wiping her cheek with her sleeve. Good as new.

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“No, it's fine! It's fine! Let's not make a big deal out of it, this is already awkward enough for both of us...”

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“Ew! Your thumb is so damp! Oh, forget it, I'll just... Do it myself in the bath later. It's fine! It's fine.”

It's not fine.

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Holding still.

“Better do a good job then. Then we're square.”

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M3GAN did nothing wrong.

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Tilting her head slightly.

“Super.” an attempt at a joke, along with an attempt at a smile.

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“Hmm. Fine. I can see your intentions weren't hostile. I'll try not to take it too personally. Just... Don't do it again. And help me get this off my face.”

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squinting.

What's it... For? A party?

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What are *you* wearing?

1 week ago 0 0 0 1

Sounds perfect for formulating various disguises. I'll let you know when I'm ready to buy.

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Cozy.

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