Every time Pete Hegseth brags about his “warrior ethos,” recall that Hegseth was removed from duty when he was in the National Guard.

This meme actually dates back to 2015. Been around a while.

Senior administration officials had to explain to Senile Satan that he’s been negotiating with patio umbrellas at Mar-a-Lago for weeks.

“I thought they were Iranians!” he screamed.

And now there's a rising prospect of ground troops. I long for the day when America is led by responsible leaders.

We committed far more war crimes than Iran. That is the very definition of victory.

by Pete Hegseth

So elementary schools are now military targets, Lil Marco?

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

“VERY, VERY UNFAIR!”

Qatar: “That was the worst $400 million bribe we’ve ever spent.”

BREAKING: Marco Rubio advances to go and collects $200.

#MarcoRubio

If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him

The White House wants to build an underground center to provide security screening for visitors The White House wants to build an underground center to provide security screening before visitors access the grounds.

The White House plans to build an underground center to screen visitors, the latest step in Trump’s overhaul of the grounds. Plans include renderings of the 33,000-square-foot facility. Tours have been barred for roughly 100 days. So, an underground bunker?
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Jon Stewart assembles a panel of experts who agree the person who started the Iran war is a low IQ individual.

French President Emmanuel Macron says his country "will never take part in operations to open or liberate the Strait of Hormuz in the current context."

Ryan: Hegseth has literally become more deranged than the SNL skits at this point. Each time he screws up, he gets more desperate—he screams louder.

He is fucking pathetic. He has the blood of thirteen Americans on his hands, and he needs to be held accountable for that.

Fetterman having a tough day with his new friends.

I asked @barackobama.bsky.social if aliens are real.

Give Pam Bondi a break: you'd be in a bad mood too if you spent the last month redacting images of old-man genitals

For those unaware, a quick primer on perhaps the most dangerous of the oligarchs.

Peter Thiel.

“So the president enjoys snuff films? You should be talking about the stock market being at $50,000. Have you thanked him for your $1.99-a-gallon gas? Why don’t you apologize to him? You have TDS! I know you are, but what am I?” — Pam Blondi

Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.

PEDO ALERT 🚨
The Dow dropped over 600 points today. Pedophilia laws are back in effect.

We should negotiate with Senile Satan: anywhere he wants to put his name, “Epstein” goes right next to it. His name is mud.

“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan

WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.

ICYMI

This ad should concern Susan Collins.

The shitter is really full now.

Not that I’m complaining, but Stephen Miller went from being on camera 24/7 to the MAGA Witness Protection Program.

NEWS: Goldman Sachs’ top lawyer Kathryn Ruemmler has RESIGNED after newly released emails exposed a years-long personal relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — including advising him on handling sex crime accusations, media scrutiny, and accusers.