@topherflorence back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
A woman stopped her car in a Safeway parking lot to yell that she liked my shoes. 🥰
Excerpt from a Reddit post: I just finished watching all 8 episodes of Reacher. It's a fine show, but I'm saddened by the fact that he takes off his clothes 5 times, by my count, but we don't see him hang dong. Not even once! Look, it's not sexual. If you're a reader of the books and you're looking forward to seeing Jack Reacher hang dong on the silver screen, then you're going to be disappointed, my friend. I'm sorry to spoil it, but fans of Jack--
Yes I will be reading the Reacher Reddit AMA post. Still trying to get through the whole thing with a straight face. Wish me luck!
Hey if you're in the Bay Area you should come to this show on May 8 I hear it will be fun and funny and some very cool people will be in it. www.provocationtheatre.com/event-detail...
I know about 600 ppl at the local renfair who would kill this guy in under 8 seconds in a swordfight where only he had a sword
A Michael Jackson movie that doesn’t even ALLUDE to him being accused of raping children is such a strange big budget project. It’s weird that it even exists. It would be like making Titanic and cutting before the iceberg. What a ridiculous display.
Oh gosh glad you're okay!
Ah dang I was hoping this meant it had happened today
A SKLETEN WHOSE HIGHER THEN A FUCKEN MOUNTAIN HOLDIN A BIG JOINT "ITS 420 TIME TO GO TO THE SPENSARY THAT LOOKS LIKE A THERAPISTS OFFICE AND GIVE A GUY WITH AMUSTACHE 62 BUCK'S " - SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT TURNING A BUNCH OF PLANT'S INTO A NEW KIND OF STORE WHERE THEY PUT A BUCH OF HEXAGONS ON THE WALL EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO "A GUYS HOUSE" AND WATCH JEPARDY WITH HIM , I HATE COPORATIONS BUT I CANT BE WATCHING THIS MUCH JEPARDY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN
Thanks I hate it
$28?
A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
Tweet from Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott): DOG 911: what's ur emer- DOG: A FURRY THING IS BEHIND ME DOG 911: can you bite it? DOG: I CAN'T SPIN FAST ENOUGH DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG
Mike Cera, Cera 🎵
Whatever Mike C., will be 🎶
Was in the Barbie movie 🎶
Mike Cera, Cera 🎵
@rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social has put out an unhinged quiz I feel compelled to share for non-contractual reasons
(My results are total bullshit but funny bullshit)
Chatting about indie games is mostly 1 person talking about a game they like 10 people saying “I haven’t tried that one. I really need to.”
Big bright orange lettering in a vaguely graffiti/marker style with big black drop shadow reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. At the bottom in front of the lettering is a small cartoon turtle with a little hourglass on its back.
We are all Patsy
There's a bird on our block who gets going around 5am and just chirps and chirps like a smoke detector but so fast like twice a second and just as loud and normally I love birdsong in the morning but this one, just this one, can fuck right off
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A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’
I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.
HUMMINGSAUR
Omg wake up you overslept
Well that's cool and normal
Seriously so gorgeous 🔥
Looking forward to just one slow news day for once
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I cannot take credit for the poster!
