Phillies getting their dicks kicked in while wearing their slowpitch ass uniforms

The Promise Ring mentioned!

How I found out about The Used

I'll never forgive whoever told the Gestappo her family was in that attic

Posting through it.

"Remove him before he starts dropping nukes!" - you, yesterday, on social media

Really sick of this fuckin meatball tbh

AI Data centers are really spooling up today with all these lame April fools jokes.

From Bootleggers to Bootlickers: The NASCAR Story

If you back into the front spots at Wawa, you're a monumental douchebag

This is going great for you, this post.

I was semi kidding. My dad loved By Saam and always talked about how great he was

By Saam got fucking robbed

Well he obviously isn't that bright so maybe he thinks he's got it

Maybe he's attempting the Larson arc of slurring your way to a better team to win championships

🙈

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

When I got an invite code!

IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.

Guttfeld?

You can do what you want.

But the logic for staying on Twitter is insane, some form of Gell-Mann Amnesia: Everyone else's posts are obviously besotted in apartheid-forward engagement bots, but MY posts are clearly unaffected, because they're beautiful and perfect. Again, do you, but I'm all set.

I had 2, 3, and kept 4 until I got 8

Reason 3848584 why everybody hates you, cops