we took the kids to a 9am showing of super mario galaxy and when yoshi appears on screen a kid down in front said “that’s yoshi”

Lots of my sister's cohort at Maccie's were working there to support themselves through other training, amongst the friends she's still got from there are a paramedic, a solicitor, a scrub nurse, and a engineering manager. In no ways is a Maccie's job a soft option.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

r/StardewValley • 44m I got divorced after having a kid. Now I feel bad leaving the house.

“Stardew is cosy, play it to unwind ✨🌻🌈🐓🌼”

r/StardewValley:

Analysis by the House of Commons library estimates that Brexit is costing the Treasury up to £90bn a year!

Good luck to the Artemis II crew. 🚀

The now famous pap photo of the Andrew formally known as Prince looking shell shocked in the rear seat of a car ... driven by Tiger Woods.

Oh no, my bank accounts have been looted and emptied! All because I trusted the wrong person (me)

It's tight but he is just on

wait. is everyone else on this platform SOBER?

Y'all that's absolutely the worst way to approach this.

Boss Baby in a dark suit, white shirt, dark tie, and black dress shoes. He's pointing at you in a cool, casual way.

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr on stage wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and lavender tie. At his feet are tan dress sneakers and blue socks with little USA flags on them.

interesting how a baby in a dark suit and dark shoes looks mature. but a man wearing a dark suit with tan dress sneakers and "fun socks" looks like a child. something to think about

Sorry, last post about Goodwin - this is objectively very funny indeed.

Woken by the Premier Inn's fire alarm.

Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)

- Did you take nice photos of our marriage ceremony at Nottingham City Hall, Pete?

- Sure thing guys got the Torville & Dean Chalice lookin real chalicey

I have problems with a lot of Green policies, as I do with all parties, but a "pro drugs and porn" party that wants "a world without borders" and provides housing, employment, and healthcare for immigrants sounds pretty fucking great to me.

Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’ Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

A mural ad showing a man offering pizza to another, his face contorted into a rictus of psychotic intent

You're gonna eat every last bit of this pizza and I'm gonna watch you do it you piece of shit

A digital poster inside the window of a dentistry practice, showing the staff merrily posing for a photo above the incredibly normal caption "JUST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE TEETH"

Hands up if you are normal and love teeth

Mandelson’s downfall is one of fastest ever seen in British public life Epstein links have taken political operator from a vaunted position in British diplomacy to arrest in under six months

Terrifying in its rapidity - it's taken just 27 years, 2 months and 3 days since scandal first broke.

Worth noting his objection to no fault divorce. I worked a bit on the campaign for that, and one of the striking things with the scholarship was the evidence that demonstrated allowing it led to a drop in suicides of married women.

Women always lose the ‘He said She said’ arguments. I demonstrated this neatly in the Lawrence Krauss case. 1st investigation was my word against his. Fast forward to an in depth Buzzfeed article finding corroborating witnesses, ASU forced to open a 2nd investigation & found that I was truthful.

Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids

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I know a couple of people with tattoo regrets. One friend has had a Morrissey tattoo removed. It’s expensive and takes ages but doesn’t hurt.

The dog is over invested in a cartoon involving another dog. Not the first time this has happened.

Selective outrage at Farage’s schoolyard slurs is highly revealing Jeremy Corbyn’s defenders were deluded, but apologists for the Reform UK leader are no better

Thank you for asking. My view is that any Jewish person putting their trust in Nigel Farage and Reform UK is begging to be deceived.

As I've written, I believe those who were so indignant at Corbynism but now rush to defend Farage are incredibly hypocritical.

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