I don't exactly wanna go straight to the hotdog costume but democrats are gonna need to clean house for this message to land well

A chunk of blue-grey fluff that is actually a very soft kitten sitting on a library desk. They are doing a very serious Kitten Face and have very intent yellow-gold eyes, and they would be so scary and fierce if they were more than six inches tall and not so hugely adorable when they tried to be judgey.

The news all sucks today.

Here's a kitten in a library!

Remember when this guy hid behind the chairs on the dais on Jan 6

One more thing…

Well no. But it DOES look like my grandma in very impressive prosthetics and that is something!

Hope you’re doing well! I’ve been following this for a bit. Sounds like you’re doing great work! Lemme know if you want any help testing

Amy is a major part of our problem

You’re a soulless husk of a human. You lost a very longtime Xbox fan. You’re a failure with zero accountability.

“After a series of bafflingly stupid decisions, we have made the very difficult decision to let our employees suffer the consequences of our ineptitude. Trust us when we say it’s not easy, but it would have been even less easy for leadership to exercise even the barest level of accountability”

Also what do those people think “Wars” means?

Yes the flashback bridge sequence. It was heavily modified with CGI

We need to avenge the puppy

Sic Semper Tyrannus

I love that Sio Bibble thinks an invasion is the only likely cause of network issues with his video call

John you’re a fucking bitter brain damaged asshole. Your clear resentment of your own constituency is blatantly obvious. You are a traitor to your own campaign and democracy itself. Eat shit, fucking oversized Pawn Stars reject

I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL

Ouch time

One of the few games I’ve 100%’d in the last few years. Brilliant game.

I hope Rosario can show up and call him Stinky

It’s still on my Plex server

I still have mine too. It sits beside me when we watch Home Alone 2. I clutch it for security when the trump scene happens

When I was 11 that made me laugh so hard I had breathing trouble

Okay but please don’t tell that Macintosh Classic that I called it Lisa

MOM, STOP SOLDERING THE PLASTIC CASING OF MY LISA KEYS

I think we’re all in a simulation so we’re all kind of really advanced bots

Now hold up I thought we all agreed to cancel #Spotify when they signed an exclusivity deal with Joe Rogan.
Did you guys all cave and not tell me?

It says a lot about human nature that the microscope was invented in 1676 and the sperm was discovered in 1677

Because the fourth estate sold us out for their owners’ tax cuts