Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Rex Garrison

A mug featuring a painting of a bird beside the text "our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck"

A mug featuring a painting of a bird beside the text "our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck"

Effin’ Birds mugs are $14 and everything else is up to 35% off: eatf.art/mugs
Click on a design you like and then hit "shop more styles" to see t-shirts, hats, phone cases and all kinds of crazy shit.

1 day ago 290 40 6 1
3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

1 day ago 2725 468 34 33

As a lifetime Californian with GREAT health insurance via WGA, I've now lived in BC for well over a year, and I can vouch:

The health care here is great.

#Canada

1 day ago 19 8 2 0
Post image

Wishing the most spectacular birthday to the man, the myth, the legend himself Mr. @georgetakei.bsky.social! Wishing a smooth flight and a responsive helm!

1 day ago 26 7 0 0
Post image
4 days ago 4 1 0 0
Post image

.

5 days ago 65 13 4 1
Video

Perfect reenactment. 😂🤣👇

6 days ago 253 95 14 9
Post image
6 days ago 1614 484 51 27

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

6 days ago 11221 1444 512 126

Viktor Orbán to try to regain seat in Hungarian parliament by running in Alberta’s Battle River—Crowfoot by-election.

1 week ago 962 237 61 21
Advertisement
Post image

Absolutely!

#BookSky

1 week ago 10884 1883 142 56

In itself, it's not a bad thing. I mean, when was the last time we could legitimately say our goalie kept us in it? Ingram making big saves is a great sign.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

1 week ago 8569 2619 96 45

I hate to have to call a Premier a blatant liar, but this is exactly what’s happening.

There is no means for me to have a “change of mind”. The #ForeverCanadian petition was filed under the “legislative pathway”, not “constitutional” one, which demands a vote in the Legislature.

Premier, be better

1 week ago 239 131 18 7
Post image
1 week ago 34 11 1 1

I'm totally using this!

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

"Battle with plastic" .....

Great line. It be like that, sometimes!

2 weeks ago 3 0 1 0
Post image

HEADLINE OF THE DAY:

😆

#BuhBYE

2 weeks ago 26677 5447 1018 297
Post image

Superb advice from Joseph Campbell

2 weeks ago 51 16 1 0
Post image

A /pepsi SHUTOUT ON HIS BIRTHDAY!! 🎉

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONNOR INGRAM!!

3 weeks ago 10 1 0 0
Advertisement
Post image

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

3 weeks ago 18320 6766 205 218
Post image Post image

Today, I sent a letter to the Alberta Legislature committee, urging them to get to work, refer the question ”Do you agree that Alberta should remain in Canada?” and vote on it NOW.

The economic and social damage to Alberta is unacceptable. Stop the delay.

#ableg #cdnpoli

3 weeks ago 283 112 4 3

Danielle Smith (and the UCPs),

You can fuck off anytime now.

Signed,

MAJORITY of Albertans

#AlbertaDeservesBetter #abpoli

3 weeks ago 4 3 0 0
Post image

Thank you.

3 weeks ago 3 1 0 0
Post image
3 weeks ago 21 10 1 0
Preview
Opinion | It’s Not Trump. It’s America.

Gift link www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/o...

3 weeks ago 107 24 7 3
Post image
3 weeks ago 36 6 1 0
Post image

When McD said the Pacific division race felt a bit like a pillow fight, I knew it would be the theme for my comic when playing a Pacific team 😅

3 weeks ago 43 9 4 0
Post image

🤣🤣🤣

3 weeks ago 7 2 2 0
Preview
a man in a blue shirt with a black collar ALT: a man in a blue shirt with a black collar

I love star trek. That's right. I'm a trekker.

3 weeks ago 691 71 66 11
Advertisement