In a nutshell. 😊

Yes, tragic, but can we talk about siblings named Jayla, Kayla, and Shayla? With Braylon and Markaydon?

May I DM you?

This may be a hijack and I’m happy to take it elsewhere, but I’d love to talk with you about testing options and autistic populations in particular since far too many of my students are being identified as ID when they are mostly just autistic, non compliant and also 5 years old.

Two4 one. It’s a bargain! Nothing could possibly go wrong

jamelle @jamellebouie.net Joined Apr '23 shouldn't be allowed to choose their own clerks, shouldn't be allowed to accept fees for speaking or prize money or awards. shouldn't be able to get book deals, etc. etc. if what you want is to be famous, well, no one is forcing you to be a supreme court justice. 8:47 PM • Apr 18, 2026 20 reposts 169 likes 1 save 2 20 169 ...

New idea:

Law monastery in Alaska; justices have to take a vow of poverty and they’re not allowed to leave the monastery once they’re on SCOTUS

The oligarch from Etobicoke. Time to send him packing.

Wood floor, chandeliers and sweaty happy dancers

Wood floor, chandeliers and sweaty happy dancers

First ever Bonjour Hey event for Montreal contra. Amazing. Great venue although completely inaccessible. Great crowd. Fabulous air flow.

I have tried living "in the moment;" I would like to select a different, funner moment

If Justin Trudeau can go to Coachella at 54 then I should be allowed to use the IKEA ball pit at 35. It’s simply the law of mathematics

For when you’ve already checked your luggage and then get delayed? Maybe?

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

I adore him.

The government changed my passport gender marker.

I have NO documentation stating I'm male. Not my birth certificate, driver's license, medical records. I'm intersex, so I don't even know what a DNA test might say.

Which means I CAN'T prove my passport isn't a fraud to any foreign government.

I’m so sorry your own government has done this to you.

That would be the BEST cruise. Sign me up.

You can take a boat home? Assuming they don’t run on jet fuel? Totally realistic travel for everyone. 🙄

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

A split bar chart of YouGov polling data with the headline: "Americans are most likely to say T. Rex is their favorite dinosaur, but many don't have a favorite." The chart has the sub-headline: "Which of the following is your favorite dinosaur? (%)." The chart has the note: "Note: "Other" includes responses of archaeopteryx, spinosaurus, plesiosaur, ankylosaurus, allosaurus, parasaurolophus, dilophosaurus, diplodocus, iguanadon, and pachycephalosaurus, as well as responses of "other." We know pterodactyls and plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Opinion about dinosaurs comes from the question, "How much do you like or dislike dinosaurs?""

A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur.

And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).

Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...

As I’m sure you are well aware, we have never recovered a COMPLETE fossilized Ankylosaurus skeleton, so it’s still WELL WITHIN the realm of possibility that this creature had wings, weapon turrets (anti aircraft guns), many many many more legs, some kind if centaur thing going on, huge tits, etc

Mica! (But not American)

Had an autistic student last year whose special interest was dinosaurs. Got to 12 before I had to start thinking.

We used to tie plastic bags to sticks and melt them over the campfire to watch the colours.

Oh nothing, just a peer reviewed paper my colleagues found...
doi.org/10.1016/j.ma...
"1 mL of the mass killing of an ethnic group was opposed to 20 mL of the skin sample and unprotected to light for 7 min."

Even AI knows what's wrong here, but @elsevierconnect.bsky.social doesn't.

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--"

"WASP CUP"

When violence is the system speaking: What Ontario’s schools are telling us - CCPA Violence in classrooms is the result of underfunding, staffing erosion, and the offloading of social crises onto unprepared schools

www.policyalternatives.ca/news-researc... 'What the data now shows—and what educators have been saying for years—is that violence rises precisely where supports disappear.' @nigelbme.bsky.social @elemteachersto.bsky.social @policyalternatives.ca

somanyjacks-writes on tumblr - I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase 'self care' doesn't resonate with you, try calling it 'system maintenance' and see if that clicks [image of a physical warning sign with an orange "WARNING" banner. The sign reads: "IF YOU DON'T SCHEDULE TIME FOR MAINTENANCE, YOUR EQUIPMENT WILL SCHEDULE IT FOR YOU."]