They don't tell u about fear of mortality in school that shits annoying af

why does everyone go to bed at night and not when you collapse from exhaustion at random point throughout the day

Also to go back to it all of them r dead just not from the planet exploding except bardock who arguably died from that and/or the blast that blew up the planet

Leave Turles out of this

Wat r u talking about lmfao

Crazy this one actually happened

Sometimes i think I'm dying at midnight then I notice the next morning there's mold in my water bottle

Glad u agree

She asked me the shape of my soul and I said cheeseburger

You know I think

Naming my son "Kyle" because I want to condemn him to a life of mediocrity and broken video game controllers.

just ate some melatonin gummies

Forgot u mfs moved here

What are we up to on this perverse and uninteresting day

Window open while it's freezing but the quintouple blanket combo to stay warm is the best part about winter

the undefeated method of opening your window with arctic conditions outside to facilitate falling asleep

reze casual (manga version) #chainsawman

the best science fiction holds up a mirror to ur stupid ass

50 million pairs of shoes? From my own pocket? But then how will I afford toys and food

Being a woman is so expensive. They should subsidize this

I wouldn't even know what to do with a horse

Punk is about having a hideously ugly haircut and absolutely nothing else. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you consumer goods.

Had a beautiful dream, where I engaged in a vast network of multi-modal transport in order to reach my destination

Seeing my gf tomorrow, sucks to be u guys

good night bird good night tree good night moon

Women who say "I could be fascinated by a piece of cheese," and men who say, "I need a goth baddie to step on me," are nearly identical to the critical eye of a discerning observer.

Women be shopping

I love getting on my computer to make big girl purchases