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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀no one’s living this shit down btw.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I DON’T FUCKING BOTTOM 💢💢
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀>:( DON’T FUCKIN LAUGH IM SRS
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀grumble grumble... 💢💢
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀blink blink.. ” oh. yeah, you’re right. BAHAHA-- ” DROPPING that cat, so SO amused. ” OHH shit. that’s funny... don’t joke about that shit again. ”
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so true!! for someone so misogynistic, he does take orders from a lot of women 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

common feminist w /lhj

very real actually
no handlers been up to the task 😮‍💨😮‍💨 ( except maybe eve, but yk. no eves in sight i fear sbsbbsnsn )

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” oh yeah? so you’re a little fuckin’ liar then, that it? ” ough, now adam’s got him by the scruff. the murderous intent is definitely there--
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ i love adam edits sm they make him seem so much more badass than he is lmao

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GOT NOBODY CAUSE IM BRAINDEAD

AND THE SECOND ONE,,, u love bottoming dont u adam,,,

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ thinking abt the fact that these are actual audition sheets for adam like omg

i need someone to hit this man w a truck

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... clenching his fist. ” the 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 did you say? ”

oh, cas, now you’ve ACTUALLY pissed him off.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ oh yea, here's my adam playlist!! ( don't mind the thumbnail, i like to portray them as trans fem sometimes and that's my design 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ )
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.... ” WELL??? ”
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.. eye twitch. ” do i LOOK old to you, fuckhead? ”
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” IT’S ALL ABOUT CONTEXT. i had like. 30 fuckin’ direct descendants, at least half of ’em called me daddy. YOU...

were bein’ a FREAK. ”
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” ... DID YOU JUST FUCKIN’ SAY DADDY??? ewwww-- EWWWWWWW... ”

sorry, cas, you’ll find that he kink shames a lot.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳. ” chomping on his ear. 💢💢
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... ( FWUUUMP. big 10’ tall goat leanin’ on him. 🙂‍↕️ )
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I SEE EVERYTHING BITCH IM THE FATHER OF. UH. LITERALLY EVERYONE.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀oh, i fuckin’ see you. fuckin’ FREAK 🫵🫵
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀whoever evens the pinned gets to let me lay on ’em, btw.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝒀𝑶𝑼┈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝓢𝑾͟𝑬͟𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑹 . . .ᐟ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀rolling around in the grass... FUCK, he forgot how nice grass is ✨✨✨
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⟢ . . . #LEWDRP / #NSFWRP / #HHRP / #FURRYRP / #MVRP

info tba!! until then heres some goat adam for your troubles.

portrayal can take place on earth or in hell-- depends on who i'm interacting. and he is intersex! he has both.